Jade Kelly 🌻

I sing and I read things, as evidenced by the following emojis: 🎼🎤🎧📚📖📘

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

Well, shit. He had so much potential and now his life is just ruined bc of this conviction. https://t.co/Ndh7VcqKdD

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

SUPER. GAY. CONSEQUENCES. 😊💁🏻

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Lebron James has done more for education than Betsy DeVos, more for charity than Donald Trump, and more for inner cities than Ben Carson.

Maybe Washington should shut up and dribble.

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

#Rowling4President

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

‘Contrariwise,’ continued Tweedledee, ‘if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.’

Lewis Carroll, ‘Through the Looking Glass’

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

I JUST HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE. EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING IN THEIR EYES.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

It's bittersweet facing my final chapter without her-She is simply irreplaceable. I'm finding solace in the fact that she won't BE replaced & would love the worldwide outpouring of affection from those who loved her when they heard the news.
#CarrieOnForever

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

*wants to cry for four days straight but can't, there's not enough time*

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

When you don't know what to do, so you look around for an adult, even though you're an adult...

[denise @Stellacopter]

Being an adult is like losing your mom in a department store for years and years until you die.

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

@buzz feed I'm not Australian and I definitely didn't find any of these tweets fucking hilarious😆https://t.co/ivJu7zLrih

[Button Poetry @buttonpoetry]

“The sky is too heavy now, and what good is the earth if the fallen is all we find there?”

- @tariqLuthun

WATCH FULL VIDEO: https://t.co/U3nRUSSl6h

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

Sometimes it really is as simple as making a choice.

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

@ThePunnyEmily Networking is always good! That was definitely a grad school motive I didn't have!

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

@ThePunnyEmily If you go to grad school when the job search is already a struggle you might get caught in the 'simultaneously overqualified bc you have a higher degree/under qualified bc you don't have 20 years of field experience' wedge 😕

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

I literally don't give a FUCK what this movie is about, KHAL DROGO IS BACK 😄😄#GameofThrones #MySunandStars

[Aquaman Movie @aquamanmovie]

TRAILER TOMORROW. Like this Tweet to be one of the first people to see the official #Aquaman trailer.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning.
How long are you going to keep carrying that one conversation in your heart?
The one where you said or did the exact wrong thing?
It’s DONE. Nothing left but to learn.
Drag it to the trash file.
Click ‘empty trash’
Yes, you’re sure.
Click.
Free up that heart of yours

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

That face you make when you try out for your first front spot in a band with basically no experience and make it 😄😄

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

When you pour gasoline on a fire to put it out *insert collective mass facepalm of the nation here* #TrumpRegrets https://t.co/Xxw8tr0Y0l

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/p47kBZ6nPc

[Russell Dickerson @russelled]

ITS WHEN I TASTE TEQUILAAAA!!!! https://t.co/m2VYNtRVHo

[Kalie Shorr @kalieshorr]

General life rule that applies to almost everything: if you have to hide it you know it’s wrong and you shouldn’t be doing it 🤷🏼‍♀️ #damnwheredidthesungo #causeitjustgotreallyshady

[Jade Kelly 🌻 @JaKeSings]

Ughnepaokrmgovodkdheu this was NOT supposed to happen!! 😠 #TinderStruggles

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

Shut the fuck up. https://t.co/WXQWYE3fRA