Jake Slaughter

[Jake Slaughter @JakeSlaughter1]

Holy crap soap operas are just awful not sure how people watch this

[Jake Slaughter @JakeSlaughter1]

Omg she is shopping again!

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@simonpegg Thank God I thought I was the only one!

[Jake Slaughter @JakeSlaughter1]

I love going to Golden Corral its a great self esteem booster! Cuz here I am the skinny one!

[Jake Slaughter @JakeSlaughter1]

Bout to watch the Avengers :D

[Jake Slaughter @JakeSlaughter1]

So we are at the drs office this morning and this lady is spitting.into a cup I did not think women chewed tobacco

[Jake Slaughter @JakeSlaughter1]

Going to the Wild Animal Park today.should be fun

[Jake Slaughter @JakeSlaughter1]

Storm game tonight! Really looking forward to a hotdog and a gokd baseball game

[Jake Slaughter @JakeSlaughter1]

@simonpegg It makes it easier to maintain our overweight lifestyle

[Jake Slaughter @JakeSlaughter1]

So glad the Blues won today hope they knock the Sharks out

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@KimKardashian you have to shuffle through all the dicks before you can.find someone cool

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Has anyone else noticed that black jelly beans are bigger then all the others?

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Reign better win.since I bought this playoff shirt

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@JimGaffigan now your just talking crazy

[Jake Slaughter @JakeSlaughter1]

I think me and Brittany are going to see Phantom of the Opera when we go to Vegas anyone seen it?

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@simonpegg If I.could meet you and Nick in person my dreams would come true you guys are soo funny

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Broncos vs Giants SuperBowl lets see it this year

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Looks like Im buying a Broncos jersey

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@SW_Messenger I can't wait to read it if only I.could get my hands on an early copy haha

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Trying to watch the Adventures of Tin Tin but having trouble paying attention because of how good the animation is