Jake Smith

Just like at a party I'm here not saying much just waiting for someone to say something stupid so I can interject.

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

@amazon is this what we can expect from your drivers? Parking in a handicapped spot at Wawa? On top of training, try hiring people who have a sense of decency.

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

@SpillTheMemes The Big Asshole

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

@mcuban @ZenBusinessInc I gave up, filled out the form, and paid @eFax to fax it to the IRS. That's like @costplusdrugs sending you the wrong prescription, leaving you to go to a brick-and-mortar pharmacy to get the right drugs. Is that how it works?

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

Hey @mcuban! I used @ZenBusinessInc to set up an LLC and get an EIN. I was sent an SS-4 form filled out with the wrong information.....TWICE. Is that the kind of performance you put your name behind?

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

@WorldHallOfFun @ianmiles Wrong statue. The recovered and restored statue was in Byrd Park in Richmond, VA, at the Southern terminus of what was known as The Boulevard. It was thrown in Fountain Lake in the summer of 2020. The statue's base still stands in Columbus Circle north of the reservoir.

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

@KeystonePRIME @GuyDealership @nishmanweather Jeep just halted production on the Grand Cherokee because of high inventory levels. Don't know if I would say the Grand Cherokee is popular.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Special effects at a Rammstein concert
https://t.co/gGnEvEan4e

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

@rileywyantTV What's an MMJ?

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

@JuJu_804 Najee Harris is gonna get the ball a lot. I would bet he is over. Mike Evans is averaging 15+ yards per catch, so 25 yards is likely. Let it ride.

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

@PicturesFoIder @HumanCalculator care to weigh in?

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

@EITMonline Elliot's picture is in the Oxford dictionary beside the word yenta.

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

@EITMonline Joe Manchin lived/lives on a boat in DC.

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

@InternetH0F https://t.co/zlDs9084Tz

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

This is the most well worded answer to an innocuous question a former porn star could ever deliver.

Stormy Daniels says she's willing to testify if Trump case goes to trial: 'Absolutely' | https://t.co/v1cjh8qD9m

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

@JuJu_804 What did you say about a tall RG3? His interview last week where he called out his receivers at Florida looked bad. That shit won't fly in the NFL.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

BREAKING: Angry MSNBC's John Heilemann melts down, curses out Russell Brand, gets crushed when Russell goes off

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

@nickVrusso That's yellow with blue stripes. The pattern is known as "Autry, Curt." It is very well known around Central Virginia.

[Jake Smith @Jakesmithrva]

Thanks @USPS

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Ohio-Area Turtles Develop Sudden Interest In Pizza, Martial Arts
https://t.co/wmdB4nx5oZ