Jake the 🐍

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.

[Jake the 🐍 @Jakester734]

@DarkSideOfRing @VICETV @JRsBBQ @TheJimCornette @RealDDP @IAmJericho @JakeSnakeDDT @BretHart @evanhusney @jasoneisener @RealJeffJarrett @adfreeshows @Reillsalinio

[Jake the 🐍 @Jakester734]

@kristenmutter @TheBachBabes Hahaha looks like a serial killer

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

California drawing the line at legal sports betting is hilarious.

Can take heroin in state approved clinics but can’t take TCU +7 this weekend legally.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

COOPER RUSH YOU ARE PUNK NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT I SWEAR TO THE JESUS I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK

[Jake the 🐍 @Jakester734]

@Reillsalinio

[Stevie Janowski @SFUCKINGJ]

I'm not "this man" anymore.

[Mike Camerlengo @MCamerlengo]

30 years ago rocky, colt, and tum tum pulled off the greatest comeback in basketball history.

i broke down the game from 3 ninjas here

[Jake the 🐍 @Jakester734]

I would give up my 401k if I didn’t have to hear/see another tweet or post about Lebron James and his kids

[YT: Kofie @Kofie]

KD saw this and packed up his locker

[Jake the 🐍 @Jakester734]

@UberFacts That Marilyn Manson removed his ribs so he could blow himself

[Stuckey @Stuckey2]

Happy Bourdain Day

[Jake the 🐍 @Jakester734]

The Northmen is the reason I don’t trust Rotten Tomatoes.. might be one of the worst movies I’ve ever sat through

[Jake the 🐍 @Jakester734]

Maxey is now the heart and soul of this team

[Jake the 🐍 @Jakester734]

Embiid: Game 2

[Jake the 🐍 @Jakester734]

@RealSkipBayless This may be the first tweet from skip that I actually agree with and don’t cringe at

[Jake the 🐍 @Jakester734]

@Mbatt31 Lmao .. Thank god don’t gotta hear her for the rest of the playoffs

[Jake the 🐍 @Jakester734]

I wonder if Danny green is a former raptor .. oh never mind, Kate Scott just told me he is 8 times in the last 5 min

[Jake the 🐍 @Jakester734]

Perfect timing .. game ends right into Eagles first pick

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Ben Simmons Tells Nets He Ready To Play Now https://t.co/tdzd9uxOLG

[Jake the 🐍 @Jakester734]

What the fuck are these bozos even protesting at the NBA games? They’re not doing a great job of getting their message across

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

If Ben Simmons actually plays in game 4 he could become the first player in NBA history to get eliminated from the playoffs in two consecutive games