Jake Thirkell

Commuter living a double life: public sector and country bumpkin. RT ≠ endorsement.

[Jake Thirkell @Jakethirkell]

@StephCurtis7 @ModernWisdomMe Interesting, I'm going to give that a listen.

[Jake Thirkell @Jakethirkell]

@rrwholloway She says it's a "bit strange" and advises people to "just be cautious". She's not shaming anyone, she's expressing her feelings about it in a much more measured way than politeness demands. And you're criticising her for it.

[Hadie Mart @CostcoRiceBag]

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????

Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

[Jake Thirkell @Jakethirkell]

@OhNoPodcast great episode as always but a missed opportunity: how do you get rid of a thetan? Call an ecthorthitht.

[Jake Thirkell @Jakethirkell]

@SMBCComics before 2017: https://t.co/Wms6MZKIU8

[Jake Thirkell @Jakethirkell]

@jonronson I don’t really bother with Twitter but I read your shame book and liked it

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

5 years ago, I was shot in an attempt to stop me from speaking out for girls' education. Today, I attend my first lectures at Oxford.

[Jake Thirkell @Jakethirkell]

@rrwholloway Sounds like a sensible definition to me.

[Jake Thirkell @Jakethirkell]

Yep, and they're right. https://t.co/xI4Wm1kWsa

[Jake Thirkell @Jakethirkell]

@wittertainment swipe up and tap here

[Reebok @Reebok]

In case you were wondering when it IS appropriate to say, "You're in such good shape...beautiful,"... THIS:

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

What are the key Tory & Labour #GE2017 battlegrounds? @BBCNewsnight Policy Editor Chris Cook has the details

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

A letter from The times, 1965 #BankHolidayMonday https://t.co/6JEdtkhwCk

[Robin Flavell @RobinFlavell]

General Election 2017 drinking game:

1. Start now
2. Don't stop.

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

No expense spared on the BBC's 'election countdownerer'. #GeneralElection

[Jon Kay ☕️ @jonkay01]

"NOT ANOTHER ONE!"

Watch Brenda's reaction when I tell her that the PM wants a General Election. Safe to say, she's not impressed.#Bristol

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

18-24 year olds. I beg you on my gnarled and brittle knees; register to vote, and then vote. A solid 18-24 vote will make a big difference.

[uk politics as vines @politicsasvines]

WHEN THERE'S AN EARLY GENERAL ELECTION https://t.co/fiEzTwx8FC

[Molly Fleming @mollykathleenv]

@MattChorley. summed up my exasperation with politics in the @timesredbox email this morning