Jake Olsen

Diehard CU Buffs fan and alum.

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

You have to be kidding me

[Underdog @Underdog]

BREAKING: Folarin Balogun could face an extended suspension, per @MarkOgden_

FIFA's disciplinary panel will review if the challenge warrants more than the automatic one-match ban originally issued.

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

No disrespect to Landon Donovan, Tim Howard, Clint Dempsey and Jozy Altidore…but this 2026 World Cup team would whoop their fucking ass

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

Country roads. Goosebumps.

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

The hell are the Celtics doing?

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

No shit

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: AI bubble could trigger a global financial crisis soon, central bankers warn.

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

Man this is awful

[Good Morning America @GMA]

FULL INTERVIEW: Former NFL running back Chris Johnson reveals his ALS diagnosis at 39.

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

Nuggets are in the spot they’re in because they’re mismanaged the roster time and time again… gave away valuable trade assets for dudes who didn’t work out, gave wayyyy to much money to Braun, and were riddled with injuries in the years prior to and after their championship

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

As he should. They’re fucking around and taking him for granted. Jokic IS the nuggets.

[Ryan Blackburn @NBABlackburn]

NEW: I wrote about Nikola Jokic and applying pressure to the only franchise he's ever known.

For @MileHighSports
https://t.co/WepsomAqrN

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

@nuggets you’re in Rockies territory if Jokic leaves cus you’re too incompetent and take him for granted.

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

Don't do the crime if you can't handle the punishment

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

The CFL will not allow teams to sign former Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby, in a statement to @USAToday.

The league cited "serious and concerning" allegations and its commitment to fair competition.

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

Who films this?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This video of a Bear encounter will make you shit your pants

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

This would be an outrageous overpay

[Hoops Alerts @TheHoopsAlerts]

The Nuggets are expected to offer Peyton Watson ‘somewhere north of $28-30 million per year’ to try and keep him in Denver

“It’s gonna be a big contract for Peyton Watson, but in order to do so they’re gonna have to free some cap room. So it will be Christian Braun, it will be Cam Johnson, maybe Aaron Gordon traded from the Denver Nuggets. They got some moves to make in Denver…”

(via @BrettSiegelNBA)

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

That’s a crazy good deal for the wolves. Not sure what they’re doing but this trade alone is a good one.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

Cig and there isn't a debate.

[Crimson Coverage @CrimsonCoverage]

Let’s settle the debate, Alabama fans!

Who is the best assistant coach Alabama had during the Nick Saban era? 🤔

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

hahahaha

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

Brendan Sorsby's counsel, Jeffrey Kessler, tells @YahooSports that the NFL's decision "is a violation of the collective bargaining agreement and we intend to pursue the player’s rights with the NFLPA."

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

😂😂😂

[jaiden lindsay 3⭐️ @_jaidenlindsay]

After a great OV weekend at UNC and discussion with my family I have decided to flip my commitment to the university of North carolina! #heels @UNCFootball @CoachWillFriend @Belichick_B

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

Since when is Sorsby a first round talent? Am I missing something? If he was a first round talent, why didn't he just enter the draft in the first place?

[92.3 The Fan @923TheFan]

"The value part of this is what's so appealing to a lot of these guys. If I can get a first-round talent, but I get it in the third round and next year I can double up and get two first round talents there, that's the appeal of all this."

🚨 @JPeterlin to @NickWilsonSays on the idea of the #Browns taking #TexasTech QB Brendan Sorsby in the NFL Supplemental Draft

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

Does anyone outside of Lubbock give a flying fuck about what this dude has to say?

[Cody Campbell @CodyC64]

Statement regarding Brendan Sorsby.
Long Live the Matadors!

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

Hahahaha don’t try to cheat the system. Now your reputation proceeds you. Hope it was worth it

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: QB Brendan Sorsby and Texas Tech are mutually parting ways, @PeteNakos reports.

Sorsby will not play College Football in 2026.

https://t.co/IG2DYwzv4c

[Jake Olsen @Jakeypoo05]

The delusion coming outta Lubbock is outta this world

[Tech N Tortillas 🦅🦅🌵 @techntortillas]

Maybe we can’t survive independence but the Big12 damn sure can’t survive losing the only team actually putting real money into the football team