pussyfoot

welcome to my Twitter, please take your shoes off because I’m a bit of a cunt.

[pussyfoot @JakovicRobert]

@princessokyo He fell from his own punch at like 58 seconds in.

[Dr. Powerful Wizard @transpontiff]

How much you think the cia pays their blacksite torturers? Do you gotta have a degree for that?

[pussyfoot @JakovicRobert]

@Pallels I still want to kill my parents.

[queeralamode @queeralamode]

These are all real Wall Street Journal headlines from the weeks following 9/11.

[Dr. Powerful Wizard @transpontiff]

Have we tried using the space force to fight the Taliban

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

A lot of people seem to think we were in Afghanistan for 20 years on behalf of women’s rights

[pussyfoot @JakovicRobert]

@julliaanderson I used to think onlyfans was stupid but you should totally link me.

[pussyfoot @JakovicRobert]

If your city needs a statue of an old white man, may I suggest this one.

[The Lorax hates Joe Biden @toddjersey]

Bezos got a 4K tax credit for his kids in 2011. He’s simply fucking with us.

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

the male equivalent of planning what your wedding will be like one day is imagining a mass shooting or terrorist attack that you single handedly stop

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Why didn't our sex ed classes teach us how to fuck good?

[Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard]

forget gender we should divide bathrooms into pooping and peeing

[pussyfoot @JakovicRobert]

Eat, fuck, kill; all the same.