Nii Harvey

Living magical realism in real time.

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

They overthrew the elected Prime Minister and installed an unelected placeman. And continued the same policies. What was the point of that?

[culture jpeg @culturejpg]

The fact that Joe Pesci actually pulled Naomi Campbell is easily the craziest celebrity relationship lore ever

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Bro thought just because we were busy hating Argentina, we forgot about him 🤣🤣

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Oh fuck you. FUCK you. You don't get to do this now. You don't get to turn around and go "Oopsie poopsie, we made a mistake!" This was YOUR genocide, motherfuckers. YOURS. You chose it. You own it. Forever. The stench of the rotting corpses in Gaza will follow you for all time.

[Firebabe❤️‍🔥 | Pro Voice Actor🎙️ @DASeraphine]

Next up, public education and enforcement.

[Nii Harvey @JakPythorn]

What time is the rapture?

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)

[CCPapa Bear 🐻 @ESQ_Da_OG]

You asking bout her salary right?

[Osagyefo Oliver Barker-Vormawor @barkervogues]

Once upon a time, Godfred Dame filed a charge sheet against me that combined treason and treason felony charges together.

The High Court upheld our objection that the charges failed the rule against duplicity and should be struck out.

But while the court agreed with us that the charges were bad in law. It refused to strike out the charges. The Judge asked the Attorney to file amended charges to replace the old one while we wait. The Attorney-General refused, insisting that they should amend the charges with pen in Court. 😳

Like joke like joke. They filed 3 successive application for nearly 1 year insisting that they should be allowed to use pen to amend it; and not go and type.

After the third time, the Judge agreed with them to use pen, and overruled herself on the two previous occasions. The judge on the third attempt understood the message. You work for us, we don’t work for you.

Yesterday, wasn’t just pregnant; it could change black hair into white hair.

My lawyer then was Justice Sai. Now Deputy Attorney-General

Shalom!

[Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor]

Ah, it all makes much more sense now.

[🇮🇴WilliamTheBonqueror @BillTheKid1603]

UK Prime ministers pension was not designed for today's dependence ratio of 1 working PM to 9 former PMs

[Nii Harvey @JakPythorn]

On the brighter side, Messi haters will be creating jobs in Argentina.

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

🚨 BREAKING: Early reports indicate that the AFA is considering BIG legal action over the misinformation campaign targeting Argentina’s players during the World Cup.

The potential defamation lawsuits would reportedly focus on false allegations, manipulated or unverified images, and accusations made without evidence.

The AFA is expected to go “all in,” targeting not only major media outlets and prominent accounts on social medias like X, Instagram and Tiktok, but ANYONE (even with few followers) who contributed to spreading the campaign, regardless of the size of their audience.

A legal team is reportedly already collecting evidence, including posts, screenshots and other material. Further developments are expected.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

He is not your Ngolo Kante. He is not going quietly into the night in “humility” to meet your expectations.

[Thefootballslayer @FootballSlayer_]

"Hello, My name is Unai Simon, Spain's goalkeeper. Nice to meet you guys, I don't think you saw me, I was on the pitch too."😂😂

[YhawOwiredu @YhawOwiredu]

You people just don’t want the betterment of this country. You cry everyday and when justice is served, same people will cry foul. Someone stole iPhone 12 and got 10 years sentence. Who came to his rescue?

[Mirror Football @MirrorFootball]

Lionel Messi snubs Argentina parade as he flies home separately from disgraced team-mates

https://t.co/VllwUvxGyt

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Every single person involved must spend the rest of their lives in the Hague

[Not  nice 🌋 @notnice134]

“sir please, he is speaking vernacular”