Jonathan Alexander

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Wake up.
Open presents.
Spurs vs Knicks at 12.
Packers vs Bears at 1.
Heat vs Celtics at 2:30.
Bills vs Broncos at 4:30.
Sixers vs Lakers at 5.
Thunder vs Wolves at 8.
Rams vs Seahawks at 8:15.
Nuggets vs Warriors at 10:30.

Santa came through.
Christmas Day is absolutely insane.

[Flash @Flashyasf]

I’m probably the only Nigga that get fresh as hell & Neva take no pictures 😂

[#TrashCanSports🔥🗑️ @MiamiGotJokes1]

Nigga like me gonna choose peace over pussy any day. Especially where I’m at in my life. Shit is way too good right now to accept any kind of disrespect.

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

When someone tries to provoke me but there’s money in my account

[Taurus 🥷🏾 @taurusp11__]

Ion know how niggas throw they life away rotting in jail, I’m tryna go home and get on the game

[. @A_Geechi]

Hate a female who always drunk, Tf out my face Adrien Broner 😭😭😭

[Jake @Jakeprt]

เจอแล้ว ๆ ฉากเต็มของ The Walking Dead จากฉากที่โควทมา ทีมนักแสดงเล่นโคตรดี หลายคนแจ้งเกิดจากเรื่องนี้เลย

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

The fact he asked for permission first makes this 10x funnier 💀

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[Fathers Diary @Fathers_Diary]

Man to man

The average milionaire is 57.
Not 21.

The average age to start a business is 43.
Not 23.

The average age to buy a house is 38.
Not 26.

The average age for a career pivot is 39.
Not 25.

Building animpressive physique takes 3 years.
Not 90 days

The average successful business takes 5-10 years.
Not 6 months.

So stop measuring your life against someone else's timeline.

You're not behind. You're still bulding. And you're right on time.

[Mine @MineBorder10444]

@Kalshi Me learning I'm part of the 14%

[Lawrence @uncommoncurtiss]

Nah they absolutely cooked.

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

Niggas be losing all their hoes to prove to a girl they not a hoe just to find out she a hoe

[Kyrie🤞🏾 @KyrieIrving]

Don’t ever forget how you were treated when people thought you were finished.

[𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

fastest way to kill a big dream is having multiple sexual partners.

[NEMESIS🍃 @CocoAfrica69]

Stoners be like “sorry I’ve already got plans this weekend”

“The weekend:”

[mpilo @MpiloKhumalo_]

Yall are so easy to scam. It's concerning

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

2 incomes is better than 1, make sure your girl has two jobs. Stay up kings 🥂