Jurisdokta

Sententiae meae sunt.

[Jurisdokta @JaLexus08]

Classisim in Law School iko on another level, I remember in my first year, I wanted to join a certain study group and they said they’ll consult with each other and get back to me, they later told me that ‘it’s full’ 💀💀, I later met the clan and life has been so good.

[Jurisdokta @JaLexus08]

Guess who has played in two finals 😂

[Jurisdokta @JaLexus08]

Guess who has played in two finals 😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Ronaldo & Messi have both been to 6 World Cup tournaments each

Guess which one has scored in all 6 World Cup tournaments & which one hasn’t…😂

[Wiseman from East. @WisemanfromE]

@WilliamsRuto They introduced BBI, they stole 2 billions daily (including KEMSA), they destroyed SMEs (cjui counterfeit, fake goods) Nyamakima recent Boda Boda crackdown, and even the Old metal industries which is depended by over a million families. Uhuru you sideline a think tank.

[Jurisdokta @JaLexus08]

Huyu Bois anasema nini 😭😂

[Jurisdokta @JaLexus08]

Huyu Bois anasema nini 😭😂

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[Jurisdokta @JaLexus08]

Dear @rigathi

Oh, what a delightful surprise it must be for you, another round of your brilliantly “national” and “spontaneous” tribal demonstrations! How utterly inclusive they feel.Regrettably, I must inform you that I will not be boycotting my work to attend.

[Jurisdokta @JaLexus08]

@rigathi As much as I adore the idea of abandoning my responsibilities to join a perfectly organic, tribe-first spectacle, I have selfishly decided to continue earning a living like some sort of boring, unpatriotic citizen.

[Jurisdokta @JaLexus08]

@rigathi Tragic, I know.Please proceed with your usual majestic turnout and revolutionary vibes. I’m confident the same familiar faces will make it look like the whole country is on fire with support.
Yours Faithfully,
Jurisdokta

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[Jurisdokta @JaLexus08]

@rigathi Tragic, I know.Please proceed with your usual majestic turnout and revolutionary vibes. I’m confident the same familiar faces will make it look like the whole country is on fire with support.
Yours Faithfully,
Jurisdokta

[Jurisdokta @JaLexus08]

Dear @rigathi

Oh, what a delightful surprise it must be for you, another round of your brilliantly “national” and “spontaneous” tribal demonstrations! How utterly inclusive they feel.Regrettably, I must inform you that I will not be boycotting my work to attend.

[Jurisdokta @JaLexus08]

@rigathi As much as I adore the idea of abandoning my responsibilities to join a perfectly organic, tribe-first spectacle, I have selfishly decided to continue earning a living like some sort of boring, unpatriotic citizen.

[Ndunda Alfred @NdaviAlfred]

90% of what legal work is basically writing reminders, emails, letters and filing affidavits just in case they intend to switch up on you
So what consumes my 8 hours day in day out because at the end of the day, all I've done is filed and served a few documents and that's it?

[Jurisdokta @JaLexus08]

Mr. Won it all

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Cristiano Ronaldo: Mr. Champions league.

Kylian Mbappe: Mr. World Cup

Lionel Messi?

[Douglas Denzel 🇰🇪 @DenzelDouglas8]

Lawyers in Africa have been born in colonialism, educated under neo-colonialism and function under dictatorships. They hold law degrees amidst oceans of illiteracy... They find it immoral to remain independent and non-partisan in the politics of their countries.

-The Black Bar

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Messi starting his career as a rival of Ronaldo and (eventually) ending it as a rival of Mbappé is the greatest summary of his longevity I can think of.

[Jurisdokta @JaLexus08]

Yes, in terms of height

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

Cristiano Ronaldo is bigger than Lionel Messi. Period.

[ChocoTribe 🇦🇷 @Debbybruno3]

“Di Maria carried Messi”

God will punish all of youuuuuuu

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD_]

Where do you belong?

A. Davido + Ronaldo?
B. Wizkid + Messi?
C. Davido + Messi?
D. Wizkid + Ronaldo?

[V.oltaic_ 🇲🇼🧊 @khumbomajiga]

The game is rigged 😅🚮, goat weni weni amakhala ku Portugal 📌