Jamie Schultze

Someday I'll have something memorable to say.

[Jamie Schultze @Jam_S2015]

In my personal opinion, this only makes sense 😂🤷‍♀️ #outwiththeold #netflixandchill

[Jamie Schultze @Jam_S2015]

@maggiethename Except me, right? 😘 jk lol mad love, mags!

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@maggiethename 😰 This doesnt sound good

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@JThennessy Such good music!

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@mikaelaraddatz Lol if this isn't my brother I don't know what is 😬😂

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@KaylaMithun

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@KaylaMithun Its 2019, how does McKayla not check her tweets before she tweets them? 😘😂

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@Nike @nikestore why you gotta ruin my day so early in the morning? Like why let me place the order and then days later tell me the shoes I wanted so bad are "unavailable"? 🤔😑 #sadness Now when they get restocked (if ever 😭) I won't be able to get a deal as good...

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@KaylaMithun Our favorite!!!!

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Why is it that every time I have a headache I tell myself "Just let it go away on it's own. You don't need those pills"... And then for hours I sit in misery because it has in fact not gone away 🙄😫

[Jamie Schultze @Jam_S2015]

@ColourPopCo Lit 😍😍😍😍

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@KaylaMithun Idk dude, but you're missing out for sure!

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Are "unpopular opinion tweets" still a thing? Because: Draining the water out of the Ramen and adding butter and the seasoning directly to the noodles is where it's at...Don't @ me...Or do... either way 😂

[Jamie Schultze @Jam_S2015]

I had a dream where I was told that something that I was eating was spicy and too be careful but in the dream I couldn't taste the spicy so I just kept eating... I then woke up from the dream to drool eveywhere.. It must have been hot, my friends 🔥🤣☠

[Jamie Schultze @Jam_S2015]

I need my own house where I dont feel so judged when I'm making ramen at 2:30 in the morning... No ones awake right now but still...😅

[Jamie Schultze @Jam_S2015]

@maggiethename You can bring me 😘😂

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😂😂😂😂

[Jamie Schultze @Jam_S2015]

@maggiethename Lol my grandma had pills like that for awhile too 😂☠

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