@Evan_Hand I asked ChatGPT for a comparison and it’s actually crazy 3+ hour broadcasts for 11-15min of actual plays is crazy. No way the uk public would sit through that we fucking despise ads 😂
I told you yesterday this couldn’t be coincidence.
Now the federal government agrees.
The DOJ and CFTC have officially opened an investigation into a series of oil trades placed ahead of major Trump and Iran announcements.
Investigators are looking into at least 4 trades.
The combined profit on those trades is over $2.6 BILLION.
These are the documented cases:
March 23 around 6:49 AM ET.
Roughly $500 to $760 million in oil and equity futures hit the books fifteen minutes before Trump posted on Truth Social about pausing strikes on Iran.
Volume that morning was nine to sixteen times the normal level for that hour.
Oil tumbled, and stocks ripped.
April 7.
A $950 million bet on falling oil placed in the hours before Trump announced a two-week ceasefire.
Oil dropped 15 percent the same day.
Yesterday at 3:40 AM.
Another $920 million in crude shorts hit right before Axios reported a US-Iran deal was close.
Oil dropped 12 percent.
That trade alone made $125 MILLION in a few hours.
This is no longer speculation.
Federal regulators have subpoenaed records from CME and ICE.
Senators Warren and Whitehouse, plus Congressman Torres, have all formally requested investigations.
Someone has been positioned on the right side of every major announcement of this war.
That someone made BILLIONS.
The biggest geopolitical event of the year is being traded on advance notice.
And the people losing on the other side of those trades are regular investors.
From now on, all my moves will be posted exclusively on @InTheAssembly
Follow them before it’s too late.
@HarveyStringfe1@DanMc1878 As a Sheffield United fan when he didn’t tear it up in France I thought wtf are Marseille actually doing with him 🥴 boyhood club too! Knew he’d come back to England and make it though great to see him doing so well at Everton. Best baller I’ve seen at sheff utd in my lifetime!
@blades_sufc_1@EJ_sufc@KerrieRoebuck@The_Bladesman Furthermore bindon is way off it and you seem to rate him?? He’s a bottom end champ player turns like he’s got a piano on his back so is rash pulling people back when they go past him or being overly physical to try make up for it.
@blades_sufc_1@EJ_sufc@KerrieRoebuck@The_Bladesman Hes playing on the wrong side of the 2 to accommodate bindon. He had soumare in front of him playing in wellies. Hes playing every game too so there’s bound to be a mistake or 2 soumare does his job and clears it and this ain’t spoke about at all. Hes quality get off his back.
@The_Bladesman What? Thought bindon was the worst defender on the pitch personally lost his duels and his passing wasn’t very good. He scares me a little he’s slow to turn and likes to grab his man. Do think there’s a player there but he needs a good run of games and some confidence.
@ConnorMillward8@SheffieldUnited Bindon and soumare fucking miles off it & wings missed chance of season 🫠 but we move onto next, January soon get some new loanees who can actually push first team 🙌🏼
@gio_van_murty@kaiaclpz Did he fuck guys even pulled out a taser proper big man 🤣 you lot are sausages without weapons he’d have wrapped all of them 1v1 😂😂😂
@sarahwoolley79@Duncanelliott19@SheffieldUnited@LucozadeSport Said same yesterday you can’t judge anyone from the start of the season. Too many instructions and you can see now the simple 442 suits us so well everyone knows their role 🙌🏼 back to basics and it works well done to Chris too ⚔️
@HopelessAbyss1@ItsEric300 @NotUlxa Do you think there was no one in England before they arrived? People had lived here for thousands of years and spoke Celtic languages. They mixed with the Germanic dialects.
Google is also your friend bro
@mitch22goodwin@AllThingsBlades@footyinsider247 Check out record with souttar in the team vs with robbo in the team 🫠 add on top of that his headloss, mistakes and arguing with fans leave him where he is 👍🏼