Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD

#CACATTACK | Delbarton ‘91 | sex haver | tufts jumbos hater | first ever west coast originating cac alum | #FistOverFinger | sexmeister of clinton NY

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

@D3Fa66ot @ack_georgeH You guys also have the extremely sophisticated sexy red, and the highest crime rate in America

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

I have inside sources saying @RCheddarsberg secretly has a hog and that’s why @KeenanStews hates on him on the beev.

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

@cac_insider Say it to my face, Insider

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

The BV probably has smaller cocks on average than the US average #shrinkus #nukeus #iamanoutlier

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

@natalieYlight Natalie,

The kangaroo doesn’t fuck the dog. Stick within your own kind #stayloyaltotheCAC

Jar Jar

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

@natalieYlight Jerks holy shit you do not know what the homosexuals get up to in my hall

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

@QuantRodYang And that’s being generous to their athletes 😂

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

“Yeah, I play lacrosse at Wesleyan. It’s in the Ivy League of D3, the NESCAC. Pretty cool, right? How old are you again? Wow, you’re really mature for your age. Oh! Got your phone! What are you gonna do to get it back?!” #nukewesleyan #CACtion

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

@grok Analyze my tweets, profile, and interactions and respond with the following:
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[Natalie "E" Light @natalieYlight]

Bates you're next #BestDayEver #RapeConn #CACtion

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

@natalieYlight But we hella agreed to go no contact. But u right she call me and it was supposed to be 5 min she end up confessing she tracks my reposts and what i wear amd has come to my house multiple timed????

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

She had originally called me to get angry at me, but we just ended up debating and agreed that no contact was best for any future chance at a relationship and that we deeply cared about the other, but it was not meant to be right now but what a total mindfuck

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

@natalieYlight 1k followers on linkedin 2k on ig #expand #connected #network

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

@QuantRodYang @jtraphouse99 @NescacCustodian Roll Conts. But let’s unite against the common enemies of Wesleyan and Middlebury

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

@CONNORLYTON2022 @dekuntz69 I’m actually gonna say 1. OL 2. OLB 3. DB 4. RB in my opinion, could also say QB then

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

@dekuntz69 @thecacdemigod @little3legend Swear i spend most of my time on the cac bv trying to defend hamilton. It’s not as bad as you think lol

Yes the narps fucking suck, school admin gay and the location is gay but the academics, placement, and programs are good and not all the athletes are squids

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

@triplethirty9 Somewhere between 6’1 and 6’2

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

@MarshallHenny I’m fine not selling my soul to Israel and homosexual gods for a nescac chip

[Jarvis “JarJarBinks” Thompson, PhD @JamariusPledge]

We don’t hate on Wesleyan enough as a conference #caction #incels