𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 †

𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘸𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘸𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 † | @ManUtd

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@lammens__ “Dad can we go play football at the park?”

“Hang on son, I’m pretending to be Senne Lammens on twitter”

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@joshpearson180 @scaff1974 @scaff1974 pay up brother it’s for a good cause

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@supernazma @thosethatcan I had an exam ON my 16th so she can consider herself lucky

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@utdreport bio merchant

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@Maxwellpainn Oop someone’s got roid rage. Funny he says this while in a country that isn’t his own himself, and has Turkey teeth done by the people he hates lmao

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@TRobinsonNewEra Watch no one turn up

[曼联球迷 @_Utdbaki]

Hi everyone, My team and I are excited to announce that we will be providing full coverage of the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Because of the inconvenient kick-off times and the fact that not everyone can watch every match live, we’ll be uploading:

• Full match replays in 4k all downloadable
• Complete match highlights
• Fan reactions from inside the stadiums
• Player compilations
• Interviews
• Daily team news

None of this would be possible without your support. If you’re seeing this, we’d greatly appreciate it if you followed @WC2026Arena This is where all the action will be delivered straight to you. Please also repost this tweet. Our goal is to get it onto everyone’s timeline across the globe within the next 72 hours. Thank you in advance for your support. Let's make this the best World Cup coverage yet!

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@B3rk3l3yHunt @joshsburn @EnglandOnOurWay mate 9 out of 11 players who played for England then arent even in the squad anymore

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@billiesferrari @pprincessblurry you realise for the ai to know that the information is readily available on the internet anyway lol

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@dwzongfr @N3TS_ @sdmnfcupdates But it means they can have an EQUAL NUMBER of people when they do challenges of 2 teams, without someone being left out.

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@gmbarnard22 The concept of not understanding people can be born after you will never cease to amaze me

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@FabrizioRomano @UnitedGLOBALOG @TheAthleticFC Should be aiming higher than this. the next Ugarte.

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@frantzenball @FrankEra_ You realise if we make more money and pay off debts that means ticket prices can go down, we can afford more transfers etc. we absolutely should care about the financial side of the club.

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@UtdAlen Weren’t PSG interested a while ago?

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@MixMCI Shocker they turn up for a big event

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@SunderlandAFC Absolutely incredible, myself and many others predicted you’d be straight down. Good to see someone break out of the straight down trend that’s been incredibly common with promoted teams in recent years.

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

BRUNOOOOO RECORD 🐐🐐🐐🐐

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Who do we all want relegated today?🤔

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@Discordkitten7_ @mmaboxingsniper @LegacyAnt_ Better than nothing

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰 † @JamboUTD]

@mmaboxingsniper @LegacyAnt_ What do you expect him to do lmao, too bad if it’s not entertaining enough for you he’s getting disgusting people put in prison