James Ward

Soccer, Magic, One Piece, and other cardboard hobbies.
He/Him
Valar Morghulis.

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

I know Fry's rich, but do we really have to wear these top hats?

Maybe you don't understand just how rich he is. In fact, I think I'd better put on a monocle.

#Futurama

[James Ward @James007Ward]

I should have bought a Switch 2 lol.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Thank you for your email. I have eaten the lotus flowers and am unlikely to respond

[MenchOsint @MenchOsint]

"Prosperity is ahead for Argentina" – 2023

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

dan patrick, while lobbying for the thc ban: “i will never allow marijuana legalization in texas. if you don’t like it, vote me out.”

texas voters:

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @bbfeebeee]

remember when they made Pete Davidson apologize for making fun of him on SNL

[splat 🛡️🌳🐉 @zaryaismywife]

he always has that shit on

[SPANE @SperrysandNikes]

We, as a species, should be putting our greatest minds behind this effort as soon as possible

[Mo | mooimmo 🇵🇸🍉 @ptcgmo]

Costco has 10 deck boxes for $10

[Paul Schleifer @PaulSchleifer]

Nicely done.

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

Got to appreciate the old school approach of hitting an incumbent president with a good old fashioned sex scandal when trying to get him out of office when legitimate channels have failed

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

Fuck my life. I just bought a $20 burrito and a $12 iced coffee. Now I can never afford a $800,000 house

[brandon* @brndxix]

sort of open

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

fork found in kitchen

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

For anyone confused 1929 was the beginning of the Great Depression

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.