James Marler

Composer, Arranger, Orchestrator, Educator, DMA Stud., Lavender/Vanilla Enthusiast

[James Marler @James3am]

@AdamSandler Oh man, @AdamSandler. I’m sorry! I missed the email. Is it too late to come shoot my cameo?
I can write music for that montage we talked about: the one where you guys try to prove you’re still elite athletes to a group of unimpressed 12-year-olds. I’m still laughing at that idea.

[James Marler @James3am]

.@Delta: “You want a flight? Awesome. Pay extra to pick your seat.”
Me: Ok. Take my money.
@Delta: just kidding we oversold the flight. Sucks to be you I guess.
Me: 🤨

[James Marler @James3am]

"I wish I had never purchased this bike from @veomobility. There were options that were more powerful, faster, less expensive, but I had ridden their rentals and trusted them. I no longer trust them. You probably shouldn't either."

The end.

[James Marler @James3am]

When I first came to Tuscaloosa, I was introduced to @VeoMobility. Immediately fell in love. But I got a different standup scooter. It lasted about a year and a half before the battery started to fail. I started using Veo more regularly as a rental.
1/10

[James Marler @James3am]

So @VeloCity_Cycles guys look for the right tube and their supplier doesn't have one. So I come home and call @veomobility support.
So another open ticket & I haven't been able to ride my bike since Feb. 16.
Here is the sentence no company should ever read from a customer:
9/10

[James Marler @James3am]

@Matt_Pinner 40% flat tip??? You have lost your entire mind.

[James Marler @James3am]

So, @AmericanAir TLDR;
Flight 5566 PNS->DCA: 12/24 1̶0̶:̶5̶0̶ ̶A̶M̶ 12:55 AM
Inexcusable
Flight Att. Michael
Insufferable & rude
Flight 4485 DCA->PNS: 12/24 3:45 PM
Better plane (read: the plane we paid for)
Flight Att. Shania
Amazing & much better than you deserve.
12/12

[James Marler @James3am]

OK, @AmericanAir, let's have a talk:

My wife and I recently traveled form Pensacola to DCA. We booked first class tickets.

We get to the airport with PLANTY of time to spare. The flight coming from DCA to P'cola was delayed, SOMEHOW, for 2 hours. 1/12

[James Marler @James3am]

I give credit where credit is due, and she is to be credited. You don't deserve her. She deserves a huge raise (No I am not related and don't even know her last name to give her proper credit). She, and she alone, is the reson my wife and I left Pensacola airport smiling. 11/12