Trump: Herschel, we're sending you to the Bahamas
Walker: I'm not dealing with a dragon
Aide: That's Bahamut
Walker: I'm not messing with a place where those guys let the dogs out
Aide: That's the Baha Men
Walker: A place that's nothing but soda?
Aide: That's Baja Blast
I watch the Panthers every week. I’m an expert in shitty, unsatisfying sports.
I’d rather watch every Jimmy Clausen start again than subject myself to Paul vs Tyson one more time
If you have a kid with special needs, move to a blue state.
If you are a racial minority, move to a blue state.
If you are a woman, move to a blue state.
If you are LGBTQ, move to a blue state.
If you are an immigrant, move to a blue state.
Time is of the essence.
I think it's fantastic that the Jets used to just be terrible on offense and had a great defense, then they fired Robert Saleh and became terrible in both.
Masterful team management.