James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦

I might not be where I want to be yet, but I get closer everyday.

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Sapa dey humble us, government dey finish us. Double combo. 🥲

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Na only Nigeria sapa go hold you, government still go tax your suffering. 💸

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

When money dey, she dey call me baby… when sapa enter, she dey call me by surname.

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Naija love language: ‘Have you eaten?

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

If your babe say ‘we need to talk’, just know say your freedom don expire 😭

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Naija babe sabi use ‘God when’ pass NEPA take light 🔌😅

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Our politicians dey relocate go abroad for treatment, but we dey use agbo as health insurance 🍵😂

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Nigeria government sabi commission project wey still dey under construction 🚧😅

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Na only Nigeria you go buy fuel 10k, e go finish before your 2k airtime 😂⛽📱

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

GehGeh talk ‘raise your standard’… landlord hear am, add 50k for my rent 😭

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Naija government no dey quick do road, but dem dey quick ban app 📱😂

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Politician go dey campaign like angel, enter office turn Lucifer 🔥

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Naija government go borrow money like say dem dey collect loan for betting 😭

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Our government fit promise heaven and earth, but e no fit fix ordinary streetlight 🔦😅

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Naija government sabi do meeting pass action 🤝➡️🚫

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Problem no dey finish, na why I dey laugh anyhow 🤣

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

She tell me ‘we need to talk’… since that day I never see peace 😭

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Phone fit dey 2% but you go still press am like say light dey your village 🔋

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

Na who chop belle full dey advice person make e no chop night food 🍲😂

[James Light 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @James_light650]

No be say I too like sleep, na sleep too like me 😴