@uubzu Actually, I’m annoying as fuck. All I do is reply dumb shit and repost shit that I like.
So, I mean follow me if you want to see a bunch of rage bait and stupid replies.
@TruckUnicorn@DocStrangelove2 Ok. I wanted a gif of chunky guys in fedoras and trench coats Naruto running…
But this popped up from “mall ninjas” and it needed some attention.
@mashaloo@FenixAmmoHR Continental is dope, but unfortunately the Entourage theme song plays (in its entirety) in my head every time I see one.
The Charger plays in “My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy,” so that’s better, I guess?
I’m gonna be real, I don’t recognize #3
@LVITDepartment@DocStrangelove2 Two marines are tasked with guarding three bowling balls one day.
Their Corporal comes to check on them and finds one bowling ball missing, one broken, and the third one pregnant.
When I left the courthouse on Friday, multiple individuals approached Sippi and me. They were yelling and brandishing multiple firearms.
One of the men initially displayed a pistol that was slung outside of his shirt and held it at a low-ready position. The individuals were clearly making sure that we saw the firearm as they approached.
Afterward, Sippi sarcastically remarked, “That’s bad ass.”
The man then responded, “Oh, I bet you didn’t see this one,” before lifting his shirt and brandishing another firearm that was positioned near his waistband (in the center).
The group continued yelling and followed us across the front of the parking lot.
Sippi immediately escorted me to our vehicle, and we left.
I am not here to give these people any of my time or attention. I am here to report, as I have been for the past year.
It’s sad that it has come to this. They are angry that I’m doing my job, and behavior like this is exactly why we have increased our security measures and are taking additional precautions.
A large number of the men in the parking lot carrying firearms have identified themselves as members of the Black Panthers. I do not know whether the individuals who approached us were affiliated with that group or not.
I have been seeing a certain archetypal commenter in the spotlight recently; all women my age, progressive, and employed at mainstream institutions. I don't know them. Yet in every case, I can intuit their origin story.
It goes something like this:
> be an older millennial female, no strong passion, but strive hard in school
> reach High School
> steer clear of the kids who like talking about “far out” philosophical issues
> also steer clear of student government and debate club, which seems too contentious and vaguely threatening
> focus on getting perfect marks, complying with college reqs. Get into top uni based on those marks
> get introduced to politics in freshmen social justice class, instantly floored
> the appeal of college politics is just how cut-and-dried it is. Unlike other fields, it has a clear “good” and “bad” side, no ambiguity. The “good” side always wins in classroom discussions, you feel like a hero for validating consensus with "The Conversation"
> politics becomes your religion, “this is my passion!”
> graduate with top marks and recs. Your degree is essentially in “Current Thing-ism”. Have no broad understanding of history or philosophy.
> Your concept of human events is just people being oppressed for 4000 years until feminism and progress happened in the 20th c.
> despite the Global Financial Crisis, immediately get hired by a government/media org because they want someone who “understands the role of female politics in our new digital era!”
> most of your colleagues share your perspective, the ones who don't are older guys on their way to retirement, not looking for the confrontation that disagreeing with you would certainly involve.
> great awokening happens, double down on Current-Thingism politics
> organe-man-bad and COVID happens, triple down on politics.
> you are 15 years deep in your career, you have never once genuinely engaged with a peer who didn't validate your worldview or who you didn't consider a "token" opposition to placade your political enemies
> vibe shift happens, establishment uncertain, time to have a "conversation" with the people you've considered deplorable
> have conversation, hear non-progressive opinion that is common in the modern world, historically ubiquitous
> react with schock, umbrage horror. "Can you even believe this is happening?"
> confident that non-progressive opinion is trivially easy to refute, somehow have no idea how to actually refute it
> unaware just how deeply you have been betrayed by your education, such that the average educated man on the street has more practical understanding of what politics is than you do with decades of "experience."
@RobCarpenter@ProtecttheFaith They haven’t collapsed in OUR society.
Whites of good moral character still possess these traits.
There are, I concede, a handful of nons who also possess the ability to behave correctly.
Leftists, liberals, and the bulk of nons must be removed from society.
Billions are being spent dropping biological weapons onto American properties to infect us with diseases to eradicate the American population. They are upfront about it. But our government won’t do anything about it and is probably funding it.
@FlyoverStatist@martianwyrdlord As a proud member of the Retard community,
I humbly and with great honor accept this order of segregation.
Retardia stands alone!
1. Launched my war of attrition against the ants living in my yard with borax and sugar ground spikes.
2. Replaced a mirror with a medicine cabinet (w/ a mirror).
3. Made dope BBQ for the wife and I.
4. Mounted the old mirror from the bathroom in the hall.
5. Moved a bunch of heavy stuff for my wife who is on a cleaning spree.
6. ???