James Winters

literally just chilling

[Greg Dunbar @gdun]

Me calling Chili’s to make a dinner reservation for my bachelor party:

[justin @webcul8]

*at the red lobster*

me: i will have the red lobster

waiter: okay

[brent @murrman5]

girl: can you come over?
me in a hot air ballon: if you’re southeast of me

[nabrath @nabrathhhh]

me trying to have a good time in public after opening the “Exam 2: Graded” Canvas notification

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

[pulling up beside cop car]

Say officer, where do I get a license

[Davante Adams @tae15adams]

I love the people that race to stand up when the plane land lol I’m joking I hate them

[Anthony Nash @_anthonynash]

"We've never seen anyone like Patrick Mahomes before"

[James Winters @James_Winters9]

Haircuts in 2018:
jan 21
mar 3
apr 7
may 15
jun 30
aug 4
sep 1
nov 17
dec 27

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

How many points did the cowboys score? https://t.co/Yk31wZ8P6e

[Benny Love @BenLovelien]

Retweet or 25 years of bad luck ☠️😱

[Benny Love @BenLovelien]

Playoff baseball in Milwaukee makes miracles happen

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

John Mayer's brain is the 8th wonder of the world https://t.co/1KIZf0jxTC