James Bacon

Copied my bio from a used car website: White - Good condition - Reliable - No evidence of rear end damage - Cheap - Must see.

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

Everybody's getting engaged and married. Then there's me, watching everyone cheating

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

@Brunodarivero 🔥 hot 🔥

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

You know it’s bad when Milli Vanilli says no! Can’t even get a cover bands cover band!!

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

Whoever said I can’t cook obviously never smoked my crack

[Tarot by Montré Bible @MontreBible]

Here's your Monday morning mindfuck

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

I'll never forget the ones who left my finger stanky

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

@Ender_A

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

Love can build a bridge

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Bro must have felt so good after this fart of the century

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

My life is full of ups and downs.
I'm usually up to no good and down for anything

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

Friends: I’m broke
Me: I got you that’s why I’m inviting you
Me: I’m broke right now
Friends: damn. Ok maybe next time

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

Y’all say excuse me or skuse me?

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

My neighbor just yelled at her kids so loud that even I brushed my teeth and went to bed.

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

I may act like I'm okay but deep down inside I'm hungry again

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

If we are talking in person and I accidentally spit don't even call me out. I saw it and I'm dead inside

[aka @akafaceUS]

Safe to say it's hot.

[Sunshine 🦄 @mai_shine1]

The kid found the reset button😩

[James Bacon @JamesABacon]

Whoever smelt it dealt it.
So that weed officer, is yours