James Bertani

FORMER DIVISION ONE BASKETBALL PLAYER FOR GEORGE WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY.
NOW, HEADING TO THE BIG TIME FOR A BIG-TIME FINALE; BUT, STILL WAITING TO BE DISCOVERED!

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The D1 Jump Shot Textbook just called!

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FUN FACT: Back in college, @CoachMikeBrey was my teammate @GW_MBB. In our team scrimmages, I out scored him daily. I didn't know until today that this was going to be part of my fifteen minutes of fame!

Ironically, I noticed here that ink fades after 46 years, just like people.

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Two GW greats on the NBA workout trail - @theylovecastro and @CoachMikeBrey! #RaiseHigh

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In this video, COOKING ON THE LAM WITH JIMMY BANANAS finally reveals why he has the "bigest tomatoes". @elonmusk has a trillion dollars; but, he doesn't have tomatoes like mine because "nobody has bigger tomatoes than JIMMY BANANAS, nobody"! But, if you watch, you'll learn how.🍌

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@elonmusk Dogefather, you mean "this is bananas"! Come on, how many times does JIMMY BANANAS have to remind you of this? I would guess one trillion times.

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Of course, JIMMY BANANAS has to show his Lobster Clam Boil. Erin, AKA MRS. BANANAS, had Baked Seafood Casserole. I like that because I don't have to crack her lobster tonight.

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Tonight, Erin and I went out with some friends for seafood. It is a rare occurrence to catch JIMMY BANANAS out in public; but, it does happen if the cameras are quick enough!

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@elonmusk Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS' sandwiches are "very big" sandwiches! I am to scale too; so, what's your point?

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@elonmusk Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS and my crew are "more down to earth"; but, we are excited about today's IPO of @SpaceX too! I don't have, "Green Shoes" to celebrate the "Greenshoe Option"; but, I do have green on my hat. We have tons of "funny money" so we bought a 💩 load of shares.🍌

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@elonmusk Dogefather, sometimes people in JIMMY BANANAS' "hometown" get angry at my "antics"; but, I have to admit that these "migrants" are "head and shoulders" above my "activities"! In the past, people thought getting pictures of me was interesting; and, now, I'm just boring.

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@elonmusk Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS suggests that you never use the word "matter" because it is what got us to this point in the first place! I would suggest replacing "matters" with the word "exists". Remember, if civilization falls, my sandwiches don't exist; and, we all don't want that.

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@elonmusk Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS suggests using "this is bananas"! I know I'm ringing my own bell; but, "bananas" is much more emphatic than "nuts". Plus, it's a lot more fun. Try it next time, for me.

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@elonmusk Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS needs you to be more specific! Enough of what? I know you can't mean enough of Chicago Deep Dish Pizza.

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@elonmusk Dogefather, the Falcon Rocket would be even more "beautiful" if JIMMY BANANAS could make some four foot "Italian" sandwiches for the flight. I think big rockets need big sandwiches; and, for that, I'm the man to see! "Boss", as you know, go big or go home. 🤌

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@elonmusk Dogefather, their crime is so "organized" that it makes JIMMY BANANAS' action look a little "disorganized". In fact, I get furious when I pay cash for my food at the supermarket and the family in front of me gets it all for free and walks out to a new luxury car! We're jealous.🍌

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@elonmusk Dogefather, if JIMMY BANANAS took my East Coast business plan to California, I would become a billionaire! Are there enough "Italians" in California to recruit? We all would like to know.

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@elonmusk Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS sometimes is a "hypocrite". I tell everybody all the time that, when I go out to eat, I only order pasta with "cream sauce". Then, last night, I ordered Frutti di Mare with "red sauce". In Italian, this dish translates to "Fruits of the Sea". Forgive me!

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@elonmusk Dogefather, the "little bananas" are disappearing because there are no "big bananas," like JIMMY BANANAS, around any more. I think all the males "down under" have become "small potatoes" down under!

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@elonmusk Dogefather, if people in Japan are so interesting, why is their flag just a plain, boring, and 💩 red dot 🇯🇵 ? That's bananas; sorry, I mean JIMMY BANANAS. 🇮🇹 !

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@elonmusk Dogefather, did you ever think about what could happen here? The leftists are going to say that the Ebola virus is spreading to the United States via Starlink and WiFi; and, you made it happen! You can just blame the "banana" @Minions. That's bananas; sorry, I mean JIMMY BANANAS.

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@elonmusk @CommunityNotes Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS is more concerned about "misleading AI pictures".

I sum it up this way: Pictures now lie because of AI. ™️

A picture, the one thing we could trust is now untrustworthy!

Come on, MRS. BANANAS couldn't believe that @realDonaldTrump ordered "Carbonara"

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@elonmusk Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS says that you don't have to use a date. I would just say "I'm just a normal person" and put a period. Then, we can eat cake!