Straight into a glass door.
BONK.
The entire class turned around.
Arjun asked, “Are you okay?”
I said, “Yeah.”
Then I opened the door and walked directly into the same glass door again.
We never spoke after that. 😭
The Worst “Smooth” Moment of My Life
There was this guy in my class named Arjun, and I had the biggest crush on him.
One day, he dropped his pen.
I saw it.
He saw me see it.
“Yeah,” I whispered.
“I was talking about the pen.”
“Yeah.”
There was a painfully long silence.
Then, because apparently embarrassment wasn’t enough, I tried to recover:
“I mean… your standards dropped when you became friends with me.”
He blinked.
I walked away.
So naturally, instead of simply picking it up like a normal human being, I thought, This is my moment.
I dramatically bent down, picked up the pen, and said:
Some grammatically challenged ‘leader’ is trying to incite discord over a printing error where ‘or’ happened to be printed as ‘of’. @PMOIndia @the_hindu
Was @manipur_police hibernating when the radical Arambai Tenggol chanted genocidal slogans against the Kukis across the Manipur Valley ? Was it not any sort of a threat when thousands of Meiteis including young children were indoctrinated to hate and kill Kukis? @TribalArmy
Blockade of all supplies and all government departmental funds to Kuki districts for 23 months, after planned ethnic cleansing orchestrated by the CM and his minions is constitutional? Why only condemn the blockade to koubru and Thangting? @Bimol_Akoijam@narendramodi@the_hindu
Need more be said of the need for separation? I beseech GoI to note. @PMOIndia
Special | Militant Groups Take Over Kuki Property, Flouting SC Order in President-Ruled Manipur https://t.co/soYhlQJI0M via @thewire_in
National security will be served with Union Territory for nationalist Kuki Zo people, not with appeasement for secessionist communities. @timesofindia@the_hindu@htTweets@thewire_in