James Asher

I write, act, etc... Creator of 'That Thing w/ James', 'After the Tone', and 'Minor Tensions'.

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Anyone know a good karaoke spot? I’ve got a Stapp infection, and the only cure is belting-out Creed in front of middle-aged alcoholics.

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@rftbAudrey

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RPGs be like “Item Management: The Game”

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Gen Z Catholic mass: “It’s giving thanks and praise. On God fr fr.”

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Age & empathy.

I used to get frustrated by math teachers who’d get frustrated that I couldn’t do math as easily and well as they could.

Now, I find myself getting (silently) frustrated when others can’t keep or even comprehend rhythm as easily and well as I can.

I get it now.

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@YoProudDad Gods I wish I had a PC. Alas, I must wait until next month to play.

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This is day number whatever, anxiously awaiting the opportunity to play Baldur’s Gate 3. Already know I��m going to be a smooth-talking, slightly shady bard.

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Let me tell you… It has taken eight months (!) to get my query letter into a state that I actually like. Were I working with a standard genre piece, it probably wouldn’t have taken so long. But I could never make things so simple for myself.

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Can’t wait to play Baldur’s Gate 3. Granted, I’ve no option but to wait…but I still don’t want to.

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Forgot which “flavor” of incense I have burning, but it smells like the kind I almost (accidentally) scattered upon the people in the front pew at high mass when I was a tween.

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Tiny Japanese women playing the most brutal metal you’ve ever heard just makes my heart soar.

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“Don’t ever go against the family, Jerry.” - The Godfather

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Money. Cash. Legal tender. No no no… Legal *tendies*

Pay with chicken, garnish with gravy.

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@YoProudDad Gotcha

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I wonder if (and hope that) the entertainment industry is on the verge of another boon of the soul. And that’d be thanks to the current strikes. It’s about time. First New Cinema, then indies in the ‘90s & early ‘00s. It’s time to happen again. What think ye?

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@YoProudDad Brooo. What provider? I’ve had fiber for the last 2.5 yrs and it’s simply lavish.

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It’s not a “mistake”. It’s a strategic expression of an unprecedented articulation…or…a strategic elimination of a suboptimal option that I tried to warn you about, if you’d just listen for once.

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Adopting traits of whatever media you’re enjoying, because it’s immersive…

Metro: Russian accent
One Piece: swagger like a pirate
Mad Max: road rage

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@bretti_was_here There’s a relevant skit by Whitest Kids U’Know

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As someone who’s rather Larry David-esque more often than intended, it really is worth the anxious effort sometimes.