The same way that we give honorary degrees I believe we need to give Alyssa Edwards an honorary drag race crown. I will not be taking any questions at this time.
@brgridiron The Saints have the easiest division. The Lions are the best team but have a difficult division. The Giants could do it if Philly fully implodes.
Brian Burns leads the NFL in sacks, why the FUCK is he back in coverage on 3rd and 8???
Shane Bowens needs to be brought up on charges of domestic terrorism because that is what he is doing to the Giants defense.
So let me break it down for all you dummies that don’t understand what just happened…..
You take Seth Rollins — the so-called “Visionary” — and you put him in a ring with Bron Breakker, a Genetic Freak. But what Seth didn’t calculate… was the betrayal quotient.
Now let’s do the math:
Seth thought he had a 100% chance of survival with Bron at his side…
But what he didn’t know is that Bron’s got 66 2/3% loyalty when you factor in family bloodlines, and the other 33 1/3% is PURE RAGE.
So now Seth’s sitting there, asking “WHYYYY?”
I’ll TELL YA WHY!
Because Bron Breakker’s not here to play backup. He’s here to take over! He’s the dog-faced destroyer, and now the leash is OFF.
So Seth…
You took your eye off the math…
You had a 141 2/3% chance of getting BETRAYED…
And now you’re just another statistic in the Steiner Equation of Pain
Cities in history to have their NHL team lose, NFL team lose & MLB team lose in the playoffs & be eliminated all on the same day:
Philadelphia - Today
Philadelphia - 10/16/1983
That’s it.
As someone who always thought Daniel Jones was never the problem in New York (terrible O-line, multiple offensive coordinators in his first few seasons, every playmaker we sign not panning out) it’s nice to see him balling out and proving people wrong.