New Yorkers have two seasons: ONE to complain about working too hard to enjoy good weather, & ONE to complain about cold weather… & NUTHIN IN BETWEEN.
My #AppleWatch just asked “Do you want to record your outdoor walk?” after I’d walked’ TWO BLOCKS!
WOW Apple Watch, what a low bar you’ve set for me... btw I said yes 🥺 #exercise#comedy
Hey #LINEN GARMENTS, stop looking at me! You act one way in the store & after ONE wear, WRINKLED. NO I’m not gonna get out the iron & ironing table & give YOU a spa day EVERY TIME we go out together. You’re #toxic. I’m exhausted! #comedy#fashion#relationships
Lights! Camera! Action!
In 1 week, we'll be celebrating a fun-filled night with a whole list of featured entertainers, including @nouhisnomad & @JamesKoroni!
There's still time to grab your tickets and join us next Thursday, May 6th for all the fun.
https://t.co/x60tpBo7H6