Tug Mellor

ONs 2nd XI skipper & local left hander delivering decent game with 40+ year olds in Aunty Ruths. Old boy.

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No GILFs in Ruth's last nite. Gutted.

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@david_willey @Davidwigley @Chedley85 @180bysummer any of you boys out on satdee? Meeting at Cougars at 8 old boys. Might go Ruths after.

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Thanks for all the birthday messages from not one of my 10 followers. KJ is taking me to Aspers. Meeting Stoney in Nandos after. Can't wait.

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@swank197 @jameslucas81 old boy

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Watching Dumb and Dumber. Don't really understand it. Dean has to keep telling me what's going on.

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Just accidently spunked on deans tennis racket

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Oh fuck, they better not bring any more solders back from Irack.

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Pulled some 61 year old who was having a piss down McDonalds ally at 2.30 though. She said my bell end reeked though ffs

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Mincing in Ruth's.....does no one want a chop???? Ffs how much more can I do!!????!!!

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@PeteWhite_91 half of X factors singers are scouted. Do your homework old boy.

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@PeteWhite_91 @chedley85 when did you get laid last old boy? #embarrassing

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@PeteWhite_91 @chedley85 at least they are not 16 Chalky old boy

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@PeteWhite_91 @chedley85 bit harsh old boy

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@TooBadYourself @doppy1983 old boys

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@glencuz1967 Eugene, fancy gooooing for a run tomorra old boy? Pitsford? Could be some old clunge about - get in there slipstream....

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Didn't bother with the run but had a wristy instead. Fell back to sleep and the duvet had stuck to me stomach. Made Dean laugh.

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Seeing as it's not windy I might go for a run around Abby Park like. Don't mind if I do.

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@blanky14 blow me

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Bent her right over and got up to me guts

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I rattled the Isham Town CC scorer between innings this season #notalotofpeopleknowhat