James Milner

Not the footballer. Lives on Jersey (CI) 🇯🇪

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

#WorldPhotographyDay apparently - can’t choose but here’s some of #JerseyCI from land and sea:

@VisitJerseyCI

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

@TeleFootball @ben_rumsby Chalobah just called up 😂

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

@ElmrG94 @TheHateCentral Reckon he might have been on the end of that first chance.

[RK☄️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mygoatiswashed]

2am - Haiti vs Scotland

5am - Australia vs Turkey

6pm - Germany vs Curacao

9pm - Netherlands vs Japan

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

@lfcredpaul @BBCSport Isn’t she the Olympic champion?! 😂😂

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Gym timeline:

Single: 2 hours, 6 days a week
In a relationship: 1 hour, 3 days a week
Married: build a home gym
Married with kids: “yeah man I gotta get back into it”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

@EarlofJersey You can just buy them. Newton and Newton stock them.

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

@EarlofJersey @TheFox89688362 Total independent school population is c.615k so 30k is around 5%. That 30k is 0.35% of the total school population in the UK. Currently 10.6m pupils, down from 10.7m 3 years ago so well within usual variation.

Not a fan of VAT on school fees but the numbers aren’t that drastic

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

@EarlofJersey It’s a family owned farm site - not sure the states can take that over but there’s a dearth of indoor kids facilities here.

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

This is genuinely fantastic 🦅🦆🦜🦢🐓🦃🦉🦩🐦‍⬛🪿🐦‍🔥

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

@Blue_Footy @jfelixdiaz @MadridXtra Well yeah - we know.

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

Glorious and accurate.

[Brendan Boyle @BrendyBoyle]

I love the angle taken by @kenearlys on the Champions League final.

He’s absolutely right to dedicate so much time to how Arsenal waste time 🗑️

The drinking water and human life lines 🤣

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: James Milner has announced his retirement from football after 24 years and the most appearances in Premier Leaguer history 🚨

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

@ifanmj Looks like they’re counting chateaus as castles.

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

@CruiseCrave A Man Called Otto is a lovely film.

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

@Ryan_LTFC Yes - supporting Crystal Palace, Aston Villa and PSG.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[James Milner @JamesMilner11]

@EarlofJersey I celebrated Gabriel’s miss like we’d won the trophy 😂