Michael

I like dinosaurs, history, and books 🦖 He/Him

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

If you’re trying to play in the very first ever D&D campaign I DM pls hit me up

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

I’m like if a bisexual girl was a straight man

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

French people really do be wearing those silly ass berets it turns out

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

I’m in Europe and I just found out British people are real??? Wtf I thought you guys were making that shit up like Slenderman

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

On the one hand everything I see on Twitter makes me wildly depressed and lose faith in humanity
On the other hand there’s a lot of hot girls on here so it’s hard to say if it’s positive or negative

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

I don’t want to have a job I just want to be a silly little guy and read

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

This is the stupidest battle that has ever occurred

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

RIP Sylvia Plath you would have loved Onlyfans and tumblr

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

She’s a 10 but she doesn’t read

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

Pre-nut confusion
Mid-nut crisis
Post-nut clarity

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

Any chair is a rocking chair if you’re strong enough

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

We should have never gone past living in city states

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

All wizards born after 1996 know how to do is be bisexual, eat hot chip, and scry

[boss @boss_on_here]

bed makers are like "oh but it only takes 45 minutes"

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

This is so real

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

the most solid people I know in my life are from Ohio. every single Ohioan I know is like 10x more dependable than anyone else. and all they ask for is your friendship and 17,000 calories a day

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

Happy Valentine’s Day boys, time to mansplain, manipulate and manifest

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

Good morning to the 🧚‍♀️🔮🧿🦋 girls. Everyone else…. Uh morning

[Michael @JamesMLPack]

No new friends for me just old faces