James Murray

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

Best thing about the cost of living crisis, every side of the pillow is the cold side #pillows

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

@ChloeWelch21 Not sure sorry

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

When I lucid dream, I go straight to bed. Fuck you lucid dreaming

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

@Ruthium I thought you loved Beyonce

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

Um bro, why you wearing Adidas?

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

@Ruthium why angry?

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

@Ruthium link me up

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

@Oxfamstewards if we're getting a taxi from Castle Cary to Oxfam camping tomorrow, what do we tell the driver?

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

Jumbo mumbo

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

I'm sure you can't be certain about anything

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

Do you think she would be so successful if she were called Megan Lizard?

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

My favorite number's 101 because there's just you and me baby and nothing stands between us

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

Can't tell if I smoke because it's cool, or if I'm cool so I smoke

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

I was thinking about wearing my pump out tonight but I can't decide

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

What I don't get is why Will Hunting thinks he's better than his Boston accent now that he's some fancy astronaut

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

'I could do it, I'd smash Star Wars' #quoteoftheday

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

The hardest thing about me is my water area

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

'I don't really have any friends' #quoteoftheday

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

@KieranShiret haha great joke

[James Murray @JamesMurray34]

@KieranShiret lettuce what?