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get ready, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride

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I know I’m big bc why my titties bouncing in the uber?

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I know I’m big bc why my titties bouncing in the uber?

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Well that’s fucking crazy

The guy who just gave me a lame excuse also reposted a TikTok about how people give fake reasons instead of just saying no…..

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My straight friend keeps making insinuating jokes and my gay brain can’t deal

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In a slump of life lately. I just know it’s gonna be great after all this crap

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A customer called me and said “hey my friend and I came in a couple nights ago and bought two pairs of glasses. Do you remember? “

I straight up said “ you’re asking ME if I remember? “

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I was thinking I could suck the dick but he got an android ��

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I don’t want pus I want puss

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I saw my ex last night for the first time in over a year and a half and….. I won

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@lavendurtown The Who?

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I hate when you’re still on the toilet and the auto flush is strong and decides to shower your cheeks w possible dookie mist

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Alright, clap if you think she should suffer.

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We were not all fam. So sober it’s embarrassing

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Going to the clurb, hopefully we’re all fam there

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Going to the clurb, hopefully we’re all fam there

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PSA: if a door is locked, don’t call to see if the store is open.

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Customer: I need * specific thing *

Me: oh we don’t have that but ____ does we have some alternatives and these are those options

Customer: I don’t like any of those I’ll just look around

* looks around messing things up for 15 minutes *

Customer: I guess you’re right

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@lavendurtown hey twin