RL Guru

I've got the tools, I make the rules, I ban the fools. I am the Law! (parody)

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

@jdgsport @HaltonBC Those seats are a disgrace.

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

@Dan1876

[Pints Of Beauty @PintsBeauty]

I know how you all love a pint of Vitamin T 🍻

£4.40 - Tennents at The Railway Tavern, Motherwell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Dave Woods @DaveWoodsSport]

Sense of euphoria today. 12 months to the day since diagnosed with a nasty bundle of cancer. But 3 ops and some brilliant NHS care later, I’m clear, healthy and loving life more than ever. The message is please, please check out any symptoms as soon as you can. @CR_UK

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

@WidnesRL @RyeLannon11 @rlworld Another month, another 13 random picks to appease the supporters. Load of shite.

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

@ryangolding_ @SkySportsRL Have you run over your own foot with a mower? Have you no sense of humour? They're having a laugh, it's a bit of banter, ffs.

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Keith Starver has got his snout in the trough already. #Jimxx

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Today, Ofgem have announced an energy price cap rise that almost triples bills since last winter.

This rise will be devastating to people across the country.

Labour has a fully costed plan to freeze energy bills, meaning people won’t pay a penny more this winter.

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

@SheffEaglesNews @johnnyddavidson Who 'grassed' him up? They want 'weeding' out.

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

@SheffEaglesNews @adcp_official Should that not have read Alex Coleman and I?

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

@FKiernan5 I met him once at a audition for 'Love Island', came across as a sound bloke. We both failed the audition. He left the WhatsApp group immediately.

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

Word of the night, copyright of a slurring drunken man;

Loonigan.

When Lunatic & Hooligan just don't cut it.

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

@NoContextBrits Some fucker to get me some cutlery.

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

@Matt_Pinner Piece of piss.

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

All these Snowflakes getting into school at 8am, fretting over exam results, pfft. I left with a CSE's in woodwork & chemistry. If you want a wooden test-tube making, then I'm your man. Bluffed my way through 45 years of working life. It's the only way.😎 #Jimxx

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

The irony. Put a player on their promo who will miss the run in😳 @AmateurishRL

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

@Dan1876 On the tv

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

@Lea_EFC If you are going to play a side away that would beat you at full strength, then you might as well play them when you are depleted. The outcome will be the same. #UTFT

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

@NomadWalks Shagged Huw Edwards, possibly?

[Widnes Vikings @WidnesRL]

⛔️ The DCBL Vikings Longhouse will be closed for this Sunday's clash with Sheffield Eagles.

#COYV🧪 #WeAreWidnes

https://t.co/4aIiwFUg30

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Jon Wilkin ignoring the Castleford groundsman across the pitch when he’s presenting tomorrow night

[RL Guru @JamesRulesOk]

@SheffEaglesNews Fuuuuuuuucking Helllll! Hammo, all in!