Daniel James Tausk

[Phil ✦ The Horizoneer @TheHorizoneer]

we as a society did not deserve The Muppets (ABC)

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

Watching Barbie and Oppenheimer the way god intended

[Daniel James Tausk @JamesTausk]

@HistoryMuppet Not me literally seeing this post right after seeing Colleen’s post 😂

[Daniel James Tausk @JamesTausk]

I did not need to be called out for my summer wardrobe like this

[Kermit the Frog @KermitTheFrog]

The weather is finally getting warm enough for me to break out my summer wardrobe! Coincidentally, this photo shows off every piece of it.

[Daniel James Tausk @JamesTausk]

…I feel very called out. This is live footage of me on my birthday.

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

Jim Carey performing with 50 cent might be my favourite video ever

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Growing up in small town Midwest is looking up a restaurants menu on Facebook because none of them have websites

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

In the Midwest it is customary to say “all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

One does not simply make a list for Target. You go to the store and Target tells you what to buy.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you hear a Midwesterner say “all good don’t worry about it” just know they are fighting for their life

[Daniel James Tausk @JamesTausk]

@kimothyjimothy Literally me this time last year. It’s the best

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

only one athlete ever won championships in five different sports

[Phil ✦ The Horizoneer @TheHorizoneer]

me after Poe Dameron says “you’re a fine looking group of recruits”

[Daniel James Tausk @JamesTausk]

@TravisSeppala Question, will it have a similar gritty tone as this version in Dinosaurs? https://t.co/Kiwvx447gZ

[Mark's Yesterworld @Yester_World]

Remember that time Disney made Christopher Columbus the main character in their Vacation Planning video? Who spends the entire time trying to 'claim' all the locations of WDW?

[Ly 💫 @spoiler4you]

can’t believe they used a real dog to make a space dog 😭

#TheMandalorian

[Nick Salcedo @TTA_team_lead]

One thing every Disney fan can agree on, is that NO trip to Epcot is complete without at least 1 ride on Spaceship Earth!!! Here's to those Phonecians! #SpaceshipEarthSunday

[Daniel James Tausk @JamesTausk]

@ittyybittybaker Definitely warlock I think, just because of your amazing ability to read tarot cards.