Mayor Bear

I'm just a dad these days, but that's enough for me.

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@ellagrant08 I've been shot, stabbed, blown up, and verbally abused. This is the one that hurt.

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@Wayfair Nah, finally just canceled the order. Absolutely nothing against you, social media person. Everybody so far had looked into it. The warehouse kept quoting "warehouse delays." Seven months of warehouse delays. I've been paying interest on it this whole time.

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@Wayfair I hate that I have to come to Twitter for this, but every few months you guys assure me my couch is coming. It's been since April. Now the delivery date is October. You just take my money and keep giving me delivery dates. How are you guys a business? And what's worse

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

I speak to customer service, they assure me this is an extremely rare thing. MY DATE GETS MOVED EVERY MONTH. I've asked for a partial refund, because waiting a year for a couch is just ridiculous. Nothing. No partial refund, no guarantee I'll finally have a couch. Nothing.

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@ellagrant08 Honestly those could be the lyrics and we'd never know

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@sniffygull I'm a Selesnya guy and I've been trying to get back into magic. It'd be cool, but I imagine a lot more people in the comment section need one more than I do.

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@ShibInform 0x5C51307cd8f11aFd196D0A6942ca307c540DC9b7

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@Foxdroplol Amen.

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@ellagrant08 Getting here before the 18 ish replies of people saying woof.

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@JosephMSchultz I could swear they said something about it letting you draw two cards on the show.

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@Foxdroplol Oh, I was going to try to contend for the throne but then I saw it was the first time message. I'm not worthy.

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@Foxdroplol Damn. Came to Twitter to get a gank

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@BillJoh61762069 @DPRK_News Former army. Yeah, you can be issued 18 different patterns sometimes. There was a time when you would be wearing mixed BDUs and ACUs on different items

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@Foxdroplol #lifealert

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@Foxdroplol Mary Ann and I still play. She's deployed right now, but I'll get you her FC asap.

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@MrBeast @coinbase #CoinBeastSweepstakes

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@Foxdroplol But to me, he's always gonna be the bald.

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@Foxdroplol Should make you pretty good at Tryndamere though

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@Foxdroplol @PhyGames #realmenpoop

[Mayor Bear @JamiBarrow]

@Sethrogen Well congrats man. Always feels good to just make something, you know?