Derek Branning

The Guvna *parody* Do not follow if easily offended, adult humor 18+ I will not be held responsible for my actions. You have been warned

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@StanleyBowles put ya finger in it, or bet yet ya nob

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@ThaFackinDaddy @Bricktop7 @BigBruceForsyth he's a dirty rotter

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Ere @chapmanj100 your missus was looking after me while I was banged up in the scrubs. The screws let her one night https://t.co/Tg3XDyj6jb

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@ThaFackinDaddy @DruggyBuilder oops them spaniard fuckers found it, that's my best one yet

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@ThaFackinDaddy @Bricktop7 @BigBruceForsyth @bet365 I did write to ya and try calling but that bird you was with blanked me.

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Daft cunt https://t.co/mQYlcydV6A

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Ere lads @Bricktop7 @ThaFackinDaddy I just employed some cheap polish labour, his name is bartek. Nut job head case https://t.co/we9Cnps3qm

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@ThaFackinDaddy @Bricktop7 @BigBruceForsyth I got 18 months in the scrubs for chinning a copper with @thejohnmcvicar I got out in 8 1/2 tho

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#DereksAssOfTheDay

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Ere lads @Bricktop7 @ThaFackinDaddy @BigBruceForsyth junkie Steve done over paki jo's corner shop last night

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Fuck me @Bricktop7 @BigBruceForsyth these new Romanian sorts are gonna go down a treat in the club https://t.co/FPSvq77bGR

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Lads @Bricktop7 @ThaFackinDaddy @BigBruceForsyth all that work I was doing away got me this this gaff up Braintree https://t.co/mb0HGzYwJK

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For fuck sake @Bricktop7 what's your errol feeding the cunting dogs now? https://t.co/eIJTPT7iGS

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Got some Romanian sorts shipped over this morning, getting them ready for Wednesday @Bricktop7 @ThaFackinDaddy