Jamie Hofmann

TAMU'19

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Happy Memorial Day! The baddest men and women on the planet gave their lives to protect this great nation. And we are forever indebted to them. Enjoy the day, but remember what it’s all about!

[Jamie Hofmann @Jamie_Hofmann]

Beach dog 🐠

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

[Julie Avrett @AvrettJulie]

Call your parents and apologize for making them buy you over $100 jeans from Buckle in high school.

[James @CaucasianJames]

if u asked ur bf to tie ur shoes would he do a double knot? or call it quits after a single knot? something to think about

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Gaining weight is way more fun than losing it.

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

My professor after I take an impossible final: “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”

Me:

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

if soda ever got u through a hard time you still going thru it

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

“Sober Heart of Mine”
Available everywhere!
LISTEN: https://t.co/W0jPVTl9a6

[Justin Verlander @JustinVerlander]

I literally love @JoseAltuve27 !!!!!!!