Jamie Rallison

clean comedian from canada, can I say anymore EH!

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My Uber used Pokemon Go for his GPS...Expensive ride! Cost me 2 Pikachu's and a Charizard.

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Have you ever wondered if Frosty the snowman and Jeff from today's special are the same person

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I am so done with today...No! Wait that's tomorrow...I set my reminders one day ahead😊

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That famous song put it so elegantly "Waking up is hard to do"

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Jack thought outside of the box....Still has stupid song stuck in his head.

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Back to school, Back to school to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.Wait I'm a adult.I'm going to watch cartoons and eat sugar crisp instead👍

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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish......and that's the reason you get banded from Sea World"

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Shark bait Ooooo Ha Ha😕

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Come to Absolute Comedy and let me get the giggles out. Show's at 8:30, tickets $7 call for reservations 233-8000

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I'm up root canal...without a paddle #jamierallisoncomedy

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Being cooped up in the apartment for the weekend with this cold that's going around,has given me a nice quasi moto hump#jamierallisoncomedy

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To tweet or not to tweet.....Wait never mind#jamierallisoncomedy

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Driving in a snow storm and that awkward moment when your wife leans over and says
"Punch it fur ball!"
#millenniumfalcon

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Just had Swedish poutine at IKEA...I wonder if Swedish antacids come in Allen key form#IKEA

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When hydro goes out, kids be like "this outdoors stuff is weird"

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Thank you Chris Allison for challenging me to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge! Challenge complete! I… http://t.co/yo4dpNNFB1

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Me Groot#torontozoo http://t.co/lvFY2zFcUy

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Come Meerkat! #torontozoo http://t.co/WPazJfeKZb