Jamie Carlson

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

@SenWarren You’re a fucking moron. I hope the cancer you vote for gets you soon. No one deserves it more. Your special interest votes kill people.

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@Tim_Walz But you don’t even know the difference between a boy and a girl, you’re a terrible first grader. Go buy a box of crayons and try and stay within the lines.

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@generalelectric WTF were you thinking, forcing Oscar the Grouch and a Peacock to pro-create? Your CMO should go w/ the dodo. #theresanidea

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

O-negative means I'm a universal donor. Took 20 minutes out of my day. Still shocked they accept… http://t.co/OdWMoTxE3A

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

Germany used all the goals for #WorldCup2014, no more goals available. #ARGvsNED #penalties

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/Qc4kUtabBt

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

#thursdayspop parliamentchicago...everybody's doing it!!! http://t.co/ljIEqn2jtP

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

Working in the members room parliamentchicago tonight. The flutes and snifters will be abundant!! Come… http://t.co/WWBqLKCN7C

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

@Samueltstory sounds great bud!

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

@Samueltstory yes it has!! How've you been buddy?

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

@JamieCarlson2 #MercaditoChi

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

Thank you Mercadito and Jameson...Merc to go!! http://t.co/oUnLjxsgSW

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

akbcarlson I love this! :-) http://t.co/YpX0C2QC8e

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

A little preview of the private room at The Attic @AmericanJunkieChi http://t.co/idU4Ypnfrn

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

Join me at The Mid tonight for industry Monday. I'll be tending bar until 4am central time. Please… http://t.co/OE4Yjhh6Ur

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

The addiction starts at American Junkie's Attic. http://t.co/7QkOSTwVDj

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

@djdannyvcom @ellyschicago @djjordanv @tinamorales3 @tijana_paic @monicalopez0513 @nicki_loizzi so good!

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

@jakecremer An oxymoron would be a tan ginger or beautiful ginger #thingsthatdontexist

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

Come join us tonight @DoubleAChi for the best craft cocktails in Chicago!!! We have the awards to prove it!! http://t.co/8DZFfMSg

[Jamie Carlson @JamieCarlson2]

Slammed at Double A with @djdannyvcom http://t.co/7N5h90OU