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unmonumental

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So, how’s work going?

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

A Stuntwoman practicing her moves👋�

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Dipset on the way to daycare

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Me, fucking around:
“I sure hope someone finds out”

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Benny Hill music at a funeral

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@boymolish This cannot be a coincidence

https://t.co/Est4ZxGyEu

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

heard the craziest story last night at a party. buddy of mine found this $8k couch in an abandoned building, took it home, & found it's haunted. the ghost of a Victorian child would rise off it every night at 3am and stare at him, blankly. he threw the couch on a sidewalk last wk

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So this is what it’s like to be an elder millennial

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Live by the burrito,
Die by the burrito.

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@tomwalkerisgood Bruh

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Scene: A man in line for the self checkout at the supermarket. His only item is a 24 pack of 3 ply toilet paper.
Narrator: He was the cornholio. He needed TP for his bunghole.

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The honest answer to the question: ‘When was the last time you listened to Disintegration by the Cure?’ will tell you how someone is ~really~ going.

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@HIMANSHU What my mum would say: we just want you to be happy

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Quantative easing like a Sunday morning.

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I can now confirm that I am not now, nor have I ever been a ‘pickle Rick.’ Thank you.

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Now that it’s 2023, on my return to the office I will be setting my MS Teams status as “I’m pickle Rick”.

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My CV:

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@ToshGreenslade Please tell me your normal job is being this guy IRL

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Who is your crawdad and what does he do?

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Choses in action Rule Everything Around Me

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Mountain the rage

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@ArtBasel Have more money