Jamie Mitton

Welcome to my world of procrastination. All we need is Twitter, coffee and cake.

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@talkSPORT We don't need to talk about what happened afterwards. https://t.co/rydBebdTW4

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@sjdhatters @talkSPORT I get that you're annoyed after Friday, but did you have to put this on my feed! I still have nightmares about this goal.

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@AndroidDiamond @CatRuss @mdjelley

[Film Stories: magazines, podcast, live shows, web @filmstories]

Has there ever been a better cinema advertising campaign that the Orange Wednesday films? Based around the fictional Orange Film Board, these ran throughout the early 2000s, and starred Brennan Brown and Steve Furst.

Here are some of our favourites…

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*starts penning a 'Sorry Nic Jackson' chant*

#CFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Nicolas Jackson will complete medical tests in London over the weekend, then will sign very long contract as Chelsea player — more than 5 or 6 years 🔵🇸🇳 #CFC

Documents being checked between the two clubs.

Chelsea will pay €1/2m more than €35m clause but installments allowed.

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@sjdhatters @prodnose I stopped following him after we lost the euros. He is an endless alcohol soaked negativety vacuum who only shares analysis of a team overachieving.

For Luton: Just enjoy it. I have no link to Luton, but I can't help but feel elated for you all!

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All of it
#CFC

[The72 - We Love the #EFL @_The72]

What’s your clubs lowest moment this season?

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The elephant is out of the tree #PremierLeague

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Chelsea are now set to appoint Mauricio Pochettino as new head coach, here we go! Full agreement in place as expected. 🚨🔵 #CFC

Pochettino has accepted all conditions of long term deal — it will be signed and completed soon after negotiation very advanced since April.

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@sjdhatters One is absolutely BS'ing you to get your business. We had something similar.

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Give us an early kick off you cowards!

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@sjdhatters

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@AndroidDiamond @footballtweet Who pissed on your cornflakes?

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This was 9 games ago....

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Only 9 points needed to confirm survival. We've got this!

#CFC

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It's the small things that help you get through your own crap season

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

History repeating itself...

Arsenal are the first side to go four consecutive games winless whilst leading the Premier League since Arsenal themselves in March 2008 😬

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@AndroidDiamond

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Club statement.

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Vampire weekend
Wolf alice
X (shit!)
Yeah yeah yeahs
Zebrahead

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Love this!

Alabama shakes
Big thief
Coldplay
Dolly Parton
Elton John
Foo fighters
Gorillaz
Haim
Interpol
Julien Baker
Killers (the)
Let's eat grandma
Metallica
National (the)
Of monsters and men
Phoebe Bridgers
Queens of the stone age
Radiohead
Slipknot
Tenacious D
U2
1/2

[Kevan Farrow @KevanX]

I should have ignored it. I should have just scrolled on. But

Alice in Chains
Blondie
Cake
Dinosaur Jr
Evan Dando
Fountains of Wayne
Gogol Bordello
Hank III
Iggy and the Stooges
Journey
Killing Joke
L7
Mudhoney
NOFX
Offspring
Presidents of the USA
Queens of the Stone Age
(1/2)

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@sjdhatters I felt crazy for thinking this, his shape is made bigger by his hand / arm.

I just assumed I was wrong because I 'haven't played to a high enough level' as explained by Rio.

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This optimism is coconuts. Supporting this team has turned my Venn diagram of 'loving football' and 'hating football' into a bloody circle

[trivago @trivago]

Best part of our weekend is watching @ChelseaFC play 😍💙