Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧

A masterclass in understated elegance - trademark Fulham, on and off the pitch.

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Haha - Soccer Saturday!

"Fulham are one nil up. Are they in charge, Bryn Law?"

"Absolutely not, Jeff."

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Second day without nicotine since 2016. Unfortunately it's also an office day with meetings. Yay...

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

How about your fucking team, you permed dwarf?

[Tony Khan @TonyKhan]

https://t.co/2QtfFUhfh8

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Football brought to you by people who don't understand football.

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

FIFA confirm single-player walkouts won’t happen at the World Cup.

They will instead debut what is being called a “fan-centric pre-match ceremony” intended to showcase squads not just starting XIs. As revealed, the walkouts remain non-traditional.

All players will stand in the centre circle for the line-up reads and national anthems.

There will also be creative new visual elements, including the use of hand-held flags.🏆

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Exactly. Believe nothing until the club announces it.

[CWFFCAFC @cwoolman]

I’ve said before. Try to ignore the silva talk and accept it for what it is. Truth is none of us truly know what’s happening. If he leaves so be it. If he stays, so be it. On that note if he leaves we are a massive draw and project to any manager who we may go for. Don’t panic!

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

What the fuck are we even doing?

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Fuck. Fuck! FUUUUUUUUCK!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️💙 Crystal Palace had zero trophies in their history until beginning of 2025… now they have three.

🏆 FA Cup
🏆 Community Shield
🏆 Conference League

Insane job by coach Oliver Glasner and the club.

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

@MadamSavvy I don't really know what a chibi is, but you've shown yourself to be worthy of trust so I support whatever weird thing you're doing.

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Tomorrow. #FFC

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Doing a ticket transfer for this weekend to a friend who is heavily unimpressed by the rigmarole the creaky system puts you through.

"This absolute clusterfuck though, no fucking wonder we don't have a proper striker."

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Sick with jealousy, but also frustration as there's no reason we couldn't have been up there this season. Failure to score goals when dominating and defending leads has absolutely fucked us. Not to mention STILL not having adequately replaced Mitrovic.

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

#FFC

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Can't believe Millwall have fucked it up this badly.

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

@AztecTom5 Those BASTARDS!

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Renewed. Couldn't bear it if we finally did something good and I wasn't there to see it.

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

The 2026/27 Season Ticket renewal window is now open!

Season Ticket Holders have until 5pm on Friday 5th June to renew their seat. 🎟️

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Fuck everything.

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Might as well dip my toe in the pool of speculation for the team tomorrow.

Kevin on the left.
Samuel on the right.
Muniz up front.
Wilson on bench.

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Got heckled from a pub on the way home. Since I left immediately at the final whistle, there are two possibilities - either the heckler didn't stay to cheer his team, or he watched the game in the pub because he's a fucking plastic.

[Jamie Vaide 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @JamieVaide]

Bring on the youth. We have nothing left to lose.

[Fulham Academy @FulhamAcademy]

KAYDEN SESSEGNON. HAT-TRICK HERO. 🔥

🤍 3-1 ⚫️

[George Stroumboulopoulos 🐺 @strombo]

It was like someone threw a brick through the front window of rock n’ roll. 

Imagine hearing this album for the first time.

The Ramones debut record came out 50 year ago today.

Side 1 - Track 1 : Blitzkrieg Bop