Jamie

[Enough Of That Now @AndyGilder]

Thanks to the UK's strict gun control laws, the most lethal weapon he could get his hands on was a clapped out Ford Fiesta.

Just saying.

[christina rotondo @christinaroto]

my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and

[katie spalding @supermathskid]

I just realised if The Incredible Hulk was English he'd be called The Absolute Unit and now I'm sad

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth.

[dani @thesmallgoblin]

It started with x+4... and I couldn’t unhear it.
I was supposed to do my math homework but instead I figured out what the Cantina Theme would sound like if your instrument was a pencil. (Volume all the way up)