Jamie W. Matlock

Author who never tweets. Swear to God. Has conversations with fictional people in her head.Professional swearer.Sarcasm spoken fluently. Extroverted introvert.

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Old notebooks containing old enthusiasms. #twoexclamationpoints

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Sometimes when I say, 'Just poured myself a glass of wine,' what I really mean is 5 glasses ago... #goals #truth

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'My dreams aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be.' LB <--- So good and TOTALLY not applicable to me.*coughs into hand*

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Because I'm in a lovin' lyrics type of mood, prepare to be flooded with wish-id-have-written-those lyrics. #warning

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#textmessageswiththebff #ignorepredictivetext

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Why yes Im living vicariously through my child.Theres no judgement here.I hope she plays until she drums her eye out

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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. I am way cooler than I seem. #mytwoyearoldthinksso

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70 plus degrees in 'Bama, so sandals it is.

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My 2 yr old at 7 am 'Thats a monzie.' Me: 'A zombie?' Her: 'Yep.' #walkingdeadproblems #TWD

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Can't. Stop. Watching. It's ruining my life! #TWD #TheWalkingDead

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@Ron_White I also still can't send mail to KY with a straight face.

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@Ron_White At 30, I assumed I would no longer laugh at these kinds of words. At 30, I am wrong.

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@britbookworm @XpressoReads @XpressoTours

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Ehhmm...hello? Is this thing still on? *Taps keyboard like a microphone.*

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@NikGodwin Soooo hope you enjoy it!

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Pin Ups of the Week! Female Athletes! Book Recs and Images! https://t.co/cdFFrEnwsN @JamieWMatlock @SarahMorgan_

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Had waaay too much fun last night! Now back to writing. #oldpeopleproblems

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I think the song Closing Time by Semisonic should be played in every bar as it's announcing last call at night. #randomthoughts

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Long work week, but in my happy place now working on Truly, the first book in my new Kent Springs series. Add it: https://t.co/MbWmFKbPEp