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[Jay @JamieZwalker]

@tryShowtime 0x8EF82b6C97B9ad1587Bd516B8408Da73a605fd61

[Jay @JamieZwalker]

@ReeceShearsmith Iv seen enough inside number 9 to know to expect a twist any second now. Turns out the last 7 months has just been one big episode everyone was in on

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

You locked yourself in because the Government told you to?

Be happy they didn't tell you to start sucking dick.

[Jay @JamieZwalker]

@officialmcafee The same way we enter, we exit.

Get used to yourself

[Jay @JamieZwalker]

Selling X3 bong bingo tickets tomorrow in Liverpool. £60 for 3 #bongosbingo

[Jay @JamieZwalker]

@NathaanWilliams @DaftLimmy Amazing😂, cant wait for this to be played in the club's

[Jay @JamieZwalker]

@Andrew_Surtees @Ryanair Andy, 45. Unable to do a simple task like enlarge a seatbelt buckle without the air hostess' help.

Surprised you remembered luggage actually #GetOnWithIt #youPayForWhatYouGet🧐

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

How’d they know!?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Not easy coming up with a good cover story for an underground volcano lair, but I think it’s working

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I am a business magnet

[Jay @JamieZwalker]

@ThatKevinSmith @DailyMail Looks like your dog has too

[DT @darrentill2]

@rednich85 @ufc Tell your mum to make weight

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

To everyone complaining about Louis C.K. being back in comedy clubs, I'd like to ask you sincerely, where exactly is he supposed to cum?

[Jay @JamieZwalker]

@MensPharm @NoTurnUnstonedd @bigsimon72801

[Jay @JamieZwalker]

It’ll hopefully save me billions, £40 for an 8th is ridiculous. Don’t give a shit if it’s guerrilla glue or Cali weed you dickhead https://t.co/9shccNhxjs

[VICE UK @VICEUK]

Medicinal cannabis products are finally going to be legalised in the UK.

Here's how legalising weed would save us billions https://t.co/c3XT1aNvNS

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

Media: Lying

Comey: Lying

Obama: Lying

Clinton: Lying

Stormy: Lying

Strozk: Lying

Mueller: Lying

Judges: Lying

19 Sexual assault accusers: Lying

Climate change scientists: Lying

17 Intelligence agencies: Lying

Putin: “He means it, I believe him”

~ @realDonaldTrump

[Jay @JamieZwalker]

@JacckDavies @classiclib3ral Looking forward to seeing this whole skit.
People can refuse making a cake or serving people all they want. They will have to suffer the consequences of why they decided to do what they did though. Usually ends up with people boycotting their business