Jamison

Michael Bestge doesn’t know who Led Zeppelin is

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Erling Braut Haaland.

[Michael Holmstrom @MichaelH_MN]

I maintain that in Minnesota there are no illegal fireworks. Simply undocumented fireworks with a strong work ethic.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Hey @paraguay fuck you

[Erin Henderson @that1guyerin]

KOC gonna get fired fuckin round with Nine

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

You put Derrick Henry in the right century he’d knock Genghis Khan smooth off his horse and Alexander the Great would just be known as Alex

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

More commercials, less football. Trump’s America.

@NFL and @espn: You have time to fix this!

[EAZYBAKED @eazybaked]

25 LIGHTERS ON MY DRESSER, YESSIR!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Hey @PlayStation I don’t play video games anymore but a lot of people do. So fucking fix this issue right this second!

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That boy seeing ghosts again

[J.J. McCarthy @jjmccarthy09]

Sam Darnold is good at football 🤌

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Fastest three minutes let’s go boom

[Jakob Sanderson @JakobSanderson]

Fantasy football is fun because if you bet on De’Von Achane and David Montgomery you made two of the best possible picks in fantasy and also get fucked loser

[Justis Mosqueda @JuMosq]

The Chiefs have released Patrick Mahomes

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

We have to talk @erling . You are better than this. Whole career ahead of you and this is what we’re doing?

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

real pain

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

Seems like a tornado might be on the way! I hope it kills me