Jamison Rucker

Amateur fishing coach

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Physicists Hail Major Breakthrough After Discovering Neutrinos Just Little Italian Neutrons https://t.co/Ec4qjD3kGU

[The Onion @TheOnion]

CDC Guidelines Say It’s Safe To Play Tennis If That’s Honestly How You Want To Spend Your Free Time https://t.co/HPtjvxYdIs

[Liz Franczak @liz_franczak]

NYT gonna start pushing Abolish Healthcare

[Jamison Rucker @JamisonRucker]

@kingchip I reactivated a twitter account I haven’t used for four years to say that interior crocodile alligator is lyrically one of the best songs I have ever listened to

[Liam Donovan @LPDonovan]

You might be woke, but you'll never be actually-patronus-is-also-cultural-appropriation woke.

[Jamison Rucker @JamisonRucker]

@MScott5150 @STLeevs I am a goddamn artist and will be respected as such. Who is this guy anyway I bet he has a ghost writer

[Pitbull @pitbull]

you know adam & eve story? maybe our society is the new adam & eve and we took a bite of the apple... look at the back of your phone #dale

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

ALCOHOL iSNT BAD UNLESS YOU

1. DRiNK & DRiVE
2. GET iNTO A FiGHT
3. EAT 17 TACOS AT 4:17am iN YOUR CAR THEN PASS OUT iN A WALMART PARKiNG

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sean Spicer Walking Around White House In Sunglasses And Baseball Cap To Avoid Press https://t.co/tAbIluLdP2

[Jamison Rucker @JamisonRucker]

@KaylaJeanette1 Lol no people pretend to work all the time it's easy

[Jamison Rucker @JamisonRucker]

@KaylaJeanette1 Hey if you call in all the time and never contribute you'll never work a day in your life

[Jamison Rucker @JamisonRucker]

This is probably the fifth time I've retweeted this but it doesn't hurt to read again https://t.co/N6xq8YEfz1

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

Life is all about 'not knowing' and then doing something anyway. All of life is like this. All of it. https://t.co/ZHVNslH0AV

[Royals Review @royalsreview]

The last time the Royals won a game, people thought Ja Rule could organize a music festival.

[Jamison Rucker @JamisonRucker]

Snapchat memories is my favorite thing ever I wish they had made it a thing years ago

[Jamison Rucker @JamisonRucker]

@graciewine Did you forget to ask what highschool they went to?

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

The student loan pandemic can be solved by turning the student loan market into a credit market based on risk of repayment. STUDY UP BITCHES