Jami Shofner

Gender-queer writer, comic, computer geek, parent, partner, dinosaur tamer and totally awesome person. Not necessarily in that order.

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

@JMBrideoake @ttshak @JustWhatNowWhy @thedailybeast @nytimes @washingtonpost Mother is OK with him lying for Jesus. Ponce doesn't need a chaperone to do that.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Who knows what this means, but it sounds good to me!

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

@18_word_reviews @Fredblogs1985 @USWeatherExpert Well, I'm pretty sure he has BS. (not a degree)

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

@biscuitsntrisc1 @USWeatherExpert He obviously knows shit ("expert" is in his handle) but I'm not sure he groks "ratio" in this context. Anyone want to tell Mike?

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

@USWeatherExpert @RealBrianCutter @JebediahJSilva Oh, yeah - it was the wind and the drought and the heat, which you apparently believe no one thought happened until climate change. But where did the DUST come from, Mike? Why did all that land lose all its topsoil? High pressure? Or maybe from over-farming and poor land use?

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

@USWeatherExpert @Astrophys_Adam @FaiolaLabUCI So, where exactly did you get your PhD in climatogy or meteorology or climate science, Mike? Or maybe it was just an MS? I can see you have a blog and BS.

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

@gwensfun @gtconway3d You're on Twitter. You're exposed to his "wisdom" all the time.

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

@mindful_me2 @thehowie @gtconway3d It's in a vault because it's valuable, like a perfect diamond is worth so much more than an ordinary one, or a concrete piece of evidence is worth so much more than a flimsy one.

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

When the Talibangelists get as upset by divorce, poly/cotton blend fabrics, and eating shrimp and pork chops as they do by homosexuality, transgender folks, and abortion, I'll start thinking it might be for religious reasons.

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

@Stonekettle It's nice to know that he's set a floor of ten years old for the position to insure he considers some folks at his maturity level.

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

Where there's smock, there's hair.

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

I wonder if NFL players kneeling on the sidelines during the National Anthem would be OK if they said they were kneeling in prayer. We should ask Jeff Sessions.

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

Benedict Donald?

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

New White House Presidente meal: chicken and waffle with a side of bull.

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

@brownal59 @politico @CapehartJ @carinabergfeldt Reliable sources are saying that the vast majority of these folks were Executive Branch staffers herded out on to the lawn.

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

@RealPaulWinters @politico @carinabergfeldt Because we can see how much better the Republicans are doing now?

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

New hashtag: #wypipopopo

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

@abigail_doull @matthewamiller SDNY is a Federal court. Presidential pardon is still on the table.

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

@RobinKLowe @matthewamiller @StephMillerShow Wrong GIF. SDNY is a Federal court and pardon is very much still in play.

[Jami Shofner @JamiW]

@hoofheart1 @matthewamiller Sorry, but FDNY is a Federal court and pardon power is very much in play here.