the World's Greatest Narcissist

Imagine if Psyduck smoked ciggies, wanted evil people gone, made old references, and DJed live on Twitter. That's me. PS: And if he used postscripts a lot.

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I need a pinned tweet that serves as a thread to keep all the tweets of mines that I want more likes or views on.

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@kingderbyduck @RennKonton @fairiehaze I guess where you put your bed is an open invitation for people to stand by your bed? Either that or they're dumb?

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@firstlasty271 He was also a good father to Spike

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@lovesickmani Deservedly so

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@JayduhFN He should because Father's Day is in a couple of Sundays

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@JayduhFN He should because Father's Day is in a couple of Sundays

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@misharipov She wanted to look more like Charlie

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@BarryOnHere We found Keke Palmer's backup account

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Mike Pence everytime Bill Maher joked about how he was almost murdered on Jan 6th. #realtime

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@___Spoon Aren't you a fun guy for pointing that out

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@allhiphopcom Damn, how Marcus gonna handle this?

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I need Hunter Biden's input on this business opportunity

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

😂😂😂

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@crazytoqether Using a Joe Budden reaction makes me wanna hear what Mona thinks about her fellow Philly resident

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Customer asked me today what I liked most about my job and I said "I get paid".

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It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

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@nuguIover Maybe she just pronounces "silly" wrong

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Melanie when she thought she could just punk Killa Kayda #loveislandusa

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@secondsundae9 Kayda saying "tit for tat" literally hits differently now

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@varruechexo Corbin should hit this line

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@yungkalez Kayda gonna fuck around and be on the next Traitors

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@Phil_Lewis_ I thought this was about the Philly vs New Hampshire matchup at first

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@itsKARY_ The proper song to play when it does happen