Jamos

views probably someone else’s, passed off as my own

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

pep is dead and english football is finally healing ❤️

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Sergej Jakirovic has a plan for Hull against Chelsea! 😄

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

@thehotboxsocial not necessarily a banger but always liked can-o-corn

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

thanks to this handy @BBCSport graph, i now know that £125m is more than £101m

[Benoit Blanc @BenoitBlanc007]

Seeing a lot of TAKES about Ridley Scott after Dog Stars RT score. He is 89 years old and will be dead in a few years for the rest of eternity. I want as many movies from him as possible while he's still here

The end of this interview puts his late career in perspective to me

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

rewatching TRAP (2024), cooper is the best film/tv dad since coach taylor

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

@Erwin6_ shaw (& malacia) being injured as well, rightfooted dalot at lb hanging back not overlapping which usually left rash vs 2 defenders

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Beer 1 with the fellas: you can really taste the mosaic hops

Beer 4 with the fellas: your smile lights up my world and shows me there is still good to be discovered

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

andros townsend forcing his kids to stare directly at the eclipse while he records himself eating raw meat from tupperware

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

AOC do you like precariously employed lanky white british guys

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

new mia x? hell yeah

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

nevermind baby hitler, if i could time travel i'd go back and kill baby van gaal to prevent him selling danny welbeck

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

A lot of people who are saying things like "Christopher Nolan made another blundering clunking stupid film with obvious dialogue for morons" are also doing things like misunderstanding every moment of the film where there isn't someone delivering obvious dialogue for morons

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

mad how academics can be so smart about their one thing, but absolute dunderheads about anything remotely outside their field

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

i fear the odyssey lady might be a fucking idiot

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

i don't like when dogs have long paw fingers, they're too close to actual fingers and it freaks me out. those aren't for you buddy, you're not people you're a dog

[Ben Jones @Ben_Jones88]

Checking my weekend schedule

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

guy who has only seen Fred, seeing his second brazilian midfielder: Getting a lot of Fred vibes from him…

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

😮‍💨

[Jamos @Jamos5k]

@beefington420 had the same experience. the landlord putting up a sign saying no suicides permitted! and ‘forgetting’ to tell him he was bunking with a cannibal! great gags, can’t believe nobody told me