Jamie Stewart Crawford

Writer & improv comedian. Cat Mom always. 🐱🐾💕 She/Her

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Just had a flashback to when my dad would participate in Civil War Reenactment and would bitch about the Confederate actors never “taking a hit and going down”.

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What are some alternatives to #etsy for products from actual craftspeople? Etsy has just gotten so full of junk drop shipping.

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Writerly question: at what point do you decide to just gnaw your own arm off to prevent further atrocities?

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I can’t stop thinking about someone in ancient times looking at a full grown, adult cat who has been on the job catching mice and going “That is my baby boy. That is my son.”

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The rain is here, #cozy Clevelanders! Get your blankets, candles, books, and tea. We’re going hard this week.

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Ever have those days where your bones feel a thousand years old and your eyes feel like lead balls?

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I’m so bad at Twitter.

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I want a Day-in-the-Life documentary on the kind of person who blasts their bass at 10 AM.

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@QuiGonJenna Who tf is “we”, I loved OWK

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I have dogshit self control anyway but when it comes to pasta, I’m basically a war criminal.

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To hell with Excel! Google Sheets Superiority!

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I haven’t cleaned up the piles of dirty clothes on my floor because my cats enjoy sleeping in them. It’s for THEM, literally no other reason. Get off my back.

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Couldn’t sleep last night so I ended up mentally writing my grandfather’s eulogy (who is very much alive and well) and made myself cry. 🥲👍

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I want a cat in my arms in the last moments of my life.

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I got a lot of work done writing a character I’m really excited about today! All I had beforehand was that he would be played (in my mind) by my favorite @AEW wrestler @KennyOmegamanX 😂

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9:30 is Bunny O’clock in these parts.

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Nothing lives rent free in my mind. Not in this economy.

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There’s a Party Bus in the parking lot of my local library this Saturday morning and I am so onboard for whatever these nerdy maniacs are doing today.

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My deepest, darkest secret is that I love being so busy. Burn me out, baby.

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#TheLastOfUs on HBO was an amazing adaptation but I think I still prefer the game. That’s just the nature of the format though, we got to spend a lot more time with the game version of the characters.